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Here's one for Don, Ken and the other anti govmints Pierre Levesque 01-24-2008
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Posted by Pierre Levesque on January 24, 2008, 1:09 pm
The Eleventh Husband:

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Be gentle, I'm still a
virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled husband, "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Sales; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function;
but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
diagnostically,
but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted
three years
to research, implement and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure
whether it was his job or not."

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure
how to
position it."

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss
him!"

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... this time I know I'm gonna get SCREWED."



Posted by Edgar on January 24, 2008, 2:37 pm
> The Eleventh Husband:
>
> A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
> husbands.
> On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Be gentle, I'm still a
> virgin."
>
> "What?" said the puzzled husband, "How can that be if you've been married
> ten times?"
>
> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great
> it was going to be."
>
> "Husband #2 was in Software Sales; he was never really sure how it was
> supposed to function;
> but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."
>
> "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
> diagnostically,
> but he just couldn't get the system up."
>
> "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
> he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
>
> "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
> wanted three years
> to research, implement and design a new state of the-art method."
>
> "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
> sure
> whether it was his job or not."
>
> "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
> sure how to
> position it."
>
> "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."
>
> "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."
>
> "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss
> him!"
>
> But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
>
> "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
>
> "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... this time I know I'm gonna get SCREWED."
>

LOL, What about the Architect she married?

--
Edgar



--
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Posted by ++ on January 24, 2008, 4:13 pm


Edgar wrote:

>>
>>
>>
>
>LOL, What about the Architect she married?
>
>

He was waiting to draw the final change orders during the field supervision.


Posted by thisbeit on January 25, 2008, 2:18 pm

>> The Eleventh Husband:
>>
>> A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
>> husbands.
>> On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Be gentle, I'm still a
>> virgin."
>>
>> "What?" said the puzzled husband, "How can that be if you've been married
>> ten times?"
>>
>> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
>> great it was going to be."
>>
>> "Husband #2 was in Software Sales; he was never really sure how it was
>> supposed to function;
>> but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."
>>
>> "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
>> diagnostically,
>> but he just couldn't get the system up."
>>
>> "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
>> he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
>>
>> "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
>> wanted three years
>> to research, implement and design a new state of the-art method."
>>
>> "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
>> wasn't sure
>> whether it was his job or not."
>>
>> "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
>> sure how to
>> position it."
>>
>> "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."
>>
>> "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."
>>
>> "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss
>> him!"
>>
>> But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
>>
>> "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
>>
>> "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... this time I know I'm gonna get SCREWED."
>>
>
> LOL, What about the Architect she married?
>

I'm pretty sure he was planning on it



Posted by Michael Bulatovich on January 25, 2008, 3:19 pm

>
>>> The Eleventh Husband:
>>>
>>> A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
>>> husbands.
>>> On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Be gentle, I'm still a
>>> virgin."
>>>
>>> "What?" said the puzzled husband, "How can that be if you've been
>>> married ten times?"
>>>
>>> "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
>>> great it was going to be."
>>>
>>> "Husband #2 was in Software Sales; he was never really sure how it was
>>> supposed to function;
>>> but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
>>> out diagnostically,
>>> but he just couldn't get the system up."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
>>> he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
>>> wanted three years
>>> to research, implement and design a new state of the-art method."
>>>
>>> "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
>>> wasn't sure
>>> whether it was his job or not."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
>>> sure how to
>>> position it."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."
>>>
>>> "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ... God I miss
>>> him!"
>>>
>>> But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
>>>
>>> "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"
>>>
>>> "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... this time I know I'm gonna get
>>> SCREWED."
>>>
>>
>> LOL, What about the Architect she married?
>>
>
> I'm pretty sure he was planning on it

LOL




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