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Posted by Warm Worm on December 26, 2007, 3:17 pm
> The rumor is that the shredded wheats, the BIG ones, are so nutritious
> that NO ONE can eat 3 of em.
> Thats right, its a matter of record that no one has successfully eaten 3
> of them, ever.
> Mr T took one bite of his 3rd one and keeled over right on the spot.
> The SRB's on the shuttle each have just 2 shredded wheats in them.
> The core of the sun has been revealed to be a solitary shredded wheat.
> Stephen Hawking threw 3 shredded wheats into a blackhole, one right after
> the other and upon the 3rd one entering the thing it fully exploded, never
> to be seen again.
> Good gaw.
>
> Just this morning I ate 2 shredded wheats but the idea of eating 3 has
> never crossed my mind.
> I mean, what kind of a warped brain could even conceive such a thing?
> Put 2 in a bowl (don't you dare break em up-unless your a suckerass), heat
> a cup of milk in the nuker to just this side of boiling, smear butter on
> top of the things, pour the hot milk over them, scatter sugar here and
> there and dig in.
> Mmmmmmmmmmm.............
>
> This act has apparently disturbed some nearby extraordinarians and they
> might have something to say about it.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2h5slk
I could do that with GIMP or Adoobie Photodoo.
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