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Worst Client Jude Alexander 01-09-2008
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Posted by ++ on January 11, 2008, 1:06 pm


Chuck News wrote:

>>
>
> Take my word for it. Your worst client is your wife. ( new or
> existing modifications )


If your wife is your worst client, then you are in line for honors as
"first husband", a classification of people that women knowingly smile
about.. :)

>
> CID...
>
>


Posted by Michael Bulatovich on January 11, 2008, 3:23 pm

>
>>
>>> Jude Alexander wrote:
>>>> Anybody interested in briefly describing the worst client they ever
>>>> had? lol (this would be a hard one for me) :)
>>>
>>> The woman it took two weeks to realize we'd fired her. She came to us
>>> with a design. We told her it was terrible (in a polite way) and
>>> started over. She kept forcing back to her design. We finally asked us
>>> why she hired architects instead of draftsmen (no offense to Don).
>>>
>>> But I think I can come up with worse...
>>
>> Pair of doctors who used a draftsman, who used obviously flawed measured
>> drawings for a permit on a century old street building, and then
>> instructed an incompetant contractor to ignored the permit drawings and
>> build across both side property lines, and cut existing joists that
>> reached past the property lines to bear on their neighbors structure in
>> order to fiddle with the plan in a way that would have contravened
>> exiting provisions in code in countless ways. They got a 'stop work
>> order. I came in, saved their butts (negotiated an encroachment agreement
>> with the one neighbor while he was in China, but had to tear down the
>> other offending wall and rebuild on their property, and used as much of
>> the aborted construction as possible), got their tenants a coordinated
>> permit for a 60 seat restaurant (since reviewed by Alex Kapranos of Franz
>> Ferdinand), did it in 6 weeks beginning to end, and *they* questioned
>> every decision *I* made, every step of the way, and complained about how
>> long it took. *I* fired *them*, but continued the work for the tenant
>> until occupancy, who then stiffed me out of my last (small) invoice.
>>
>> Small fry, I know. Apparently small restauranteurs are reknown for
>> stiffing everybody. Beware. As for doctors, well,
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_complex sometimes applies.
>>
>
> Take my word for it. Your worst client is your wife. ( new or existing
> modifications )

My wife's an amazingly patient woman, and she pretty much lets me do what I
want, and I try to return the favor.



Posted by on January 11, 2008, 3:56 pm
........................seems that whenever I do a home design, what I
usually get is a job to deal with somebody else's psychotic wife for a year
or so,.................


>
> Take my word for it. Your worst client is your wife. ( new or existing
> modifications )



Posted by Michael Bulatovich on January 11, 2008, 4:21 pm
...and reminding you of why you married your wife, I hope.

> ........................seems that whenever I do a home design, what I
> usually get is a job to deal with somebody else's psychotic wife for a
> year or so,.................
>
>
>>
>> Take my word for it. Your worst client is your wife. ( new or existing
>> modifications )
>
>



Posted by Troppo on January 10, 2008, 3:28 pm

> Anybody interested in briefly describing the worst client they ever
> had? lol (this would be a hard one for me) :)

Learned very early to avoid doing work for relatives :-)

I once did a house and depot for a rather feral haulage contractor.
Business was mostly hauling pine logs. His "builder" got the house up
more or less ok, except they messed up the ventilation requirements for
the solid fuel fireplace and back boiler. The Code required fixed air
vents with a cross-sectional area at least equal to the cross-sectional
area of the flue - eg to prevent room occupants blocking all the air
sources and suffocating themselves. So to avoid draughts, the vents were
brought in under-floor to open in front of the fireplace. Only they
terminated them under the fire basket. Fortunately I discovered what
they had done before the whole thing blew up.

He made a big fuss about the portal frames for the vehicle workshop. I
over-specified these because I knew what he was capable of. On one
occasion they rolled one of the semi-trailers and bent the steel framing
of the timber cage. So they put a chain round the cage, hooked it up to
the column of the spf, coupled up a prime mover, and pulled ...

I'd told him the frames weren't designed to carry hoists, and he'd have
to put up separate frames to pull out engines and the like. As soon as
the place was finished, there was a 6 litre turbo-diesel
engine/gearbox/driveshaft swinging on a chain from one of the portals.

There was a planning condition requiring one side of the site to be
landscaped. OMG what the hell could we plant that would survive what
these guys were capable of spilling on the ground. Found an answer to
this one - Lawson Cypress. The species doesn't mind if diesel fuel is
spilled around it - seems to thrive on it ...

After a while he got caught running his road rigs on 'pink' diesel
(excise-free for agricultural purposes only) and went out of business.

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