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Posted by Michael Bulatovich on December 5, 2007, 11:07 am
We're going to screen Burton's "Sweeney Todd" this week, so that's out.
Every year it's the same pressure: Where to eat, and what to see? There's so
much riding on having the Perfect Christmas!
(I love Sondheim.)
> Silly assed is, as silly assed does.
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> Edgar
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>>I wonder why no one has commented on this silly assed post?
>> Mama went out to Bingo and Mikey hit the likker cabinet again.
>> Hope he remembered to *top off* the bottles before she got home. LOL
>>
>> Where's that anti-dentite dood that pops in here every now and then when
>> you need him? heh
>>
>>
>>> My tradition, even years before I was married into one of the 12 tribes,
>>> has been Chinese food and a movie....and of course, crankin' the
>>> Streisand. (Don't tell anyone she borrowed her sound from Barbara Cook,
>>> a goya, and in TO, the crowds are only about half Jewish, the rest is
>>> Chinese.)
>>>
>>> Wondering what the rest are going to do.
>>> -----------------------------------------------
>>> http://tinyurl.com/3yuh2x (QuickTime movie file)
>>>
>>> http://www.bakedziti.net/audio/XmastimeForTheJews.mp3 (Better MP3 sound
>>> only)
>>> -----------------------------------------------
>>> On Christmas Eve, The Gentiles gather
>>> Around the Christmas Tree
>>> They stay at home, and party with
>>> Their Goyishe family
>>>
>>> They disappear one day each year
>>> And pass the egg nog 'round
>>> But it's all right
>>> Because that's the night
>>> The Jews control the town
>>>
>>> Well, this happens every year on Christmas Eve
>>> All the happy Christian people take their leave
>>> Yeah, the streets are deserted and that's big news
>>> It's Christmas Time for the Jews
>>>
>>> The holiday party starts about 6pm
>>> Ain't nobody recreating Bethlehem
>>> Yeah the Three Wise Men, that's a big old snooze
>>> It's Christmas Time for the Jews
>>>
>>> They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line
>>> They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweet ass wine
>>> They can crank Barbra Streisand on the streets they cruise
>>> It's Christmas Time for the Jews
>>>
>>> They can gang up on the Quakers
>>> Play for the Lakers
>>> They can do what they wanna
>>> Even blow off Madonna
>>> Get a chance to drive a tractor
>>> Win on Fear Factor
>>> See Fiddler On The Roof with actual Jewish actors
>>>
>>> Now, they really get the party goin' after dark
>>> Circumcizing grateful squirrels in the city park
>>> Picking fights in the bar knowing they can't lose
>>> It's Christmas Time for the Jews
>>>
>>> Now it's nearly 10:30
>>> Yes, it's time for bed
>>> Daily Show reruns dancin' in their heads
>>> Maybe next year they'll learn how to hold their booze
>>> It's Christmas Time for the Jews
>>>
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