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Posted by Warm Worm on November 10, 2007, 4:43 pm
Don wrote:
>> My downstairs neighbor is complaining about hearing my exercise bike. So I
>> was wondering if putting it up on its own mini platform of 2x4's with a
>> sheet of plywood and a layer of gym mat rubber would stop the floor
>> vibration which is what I think is bothering him.
>
> 1) Flip it upside down and hang it from the ceiling, then call it a gravity
> bike.
> 2) Tell the neighbor you're having sex with his wife.
> 3) Move to China.
> 4) Paint your windows black and never answer the door or phone.
> 5) Put a *WARNING - Leprosy Victim* sign on your door.
> 6) Leave the end flap from a box of Black Talon ammo protrude from under
> your front door.
> 7) Call the cops and tell them your neighbor (the one thats complaining) is
> playing LOUD music.
> 8) Connect the stove wire to your front door.
> 9) Get another exercise bike, face it in the opposite direction, and have a
> friend ride it while you're riding yours to cancel out the noise.
> 10) Go get a real bike and get your pear shaped ass outside and do some real
> exercise.
>
Turnip-shaped! ;D
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