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Posted by Glenn on August 26, 2007, 2:12 pm
Sad but always my impression of them.
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> seeing as how you brought up unions, it reminded me
> of a story:
>
> Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs
> were.
>
> The first man, an engineer, had a dog named
> "T-Square". The second man, an accountant, had a dog
> named "Slide-Rule". The third man, a chemist, had a
> dog called "Measure". The fourth man was a Union
> member.
>
> To show off, the engineer called to his dog,
> "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a
> desk and, with a pen, promptly drew a circle, a
> square and a triangle onto some paper.
>
> Everyone agreed that that was pretty good. The
> accountant, though, insisted his dog could do better.
> He called to his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your
> stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and
> returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide
> the cookies into four equal piles of three each.
>
> Everyone agreed that that too was pretty good. The
> chemist, though, proclaimed that his dog could do
> even better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do
> your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
> fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce
> glass from the cupboard, and then poured exactly
> eight ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.
>
> Everyone agreed that that was pretty good, as well.
> Then, they all turned to the Union member and said,
> "Hey, pal, what can your dog do?"
>
> The Union member stood up, called his dog and said,
> "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to
> his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on
> the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he'd
> injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance
> report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
> Workers' Compensation, and then went home on sick
> leave.
>
>> http://www.unionconstructionworkerssuck.com/
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