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Posted by PeterD on September 20, 2007, 7:16 pm
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>A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to
>choose a husband from among many men...
>
>
>The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
>attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
>back down except to exit the building.
>
>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
>than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
>
>So up she goes.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
>further up?" And up she goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
>looking.
>"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
>and help with the housework.
>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
>further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
>The fifth floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>"Oh, mercy me! But just think......
>
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,
love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
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