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Posted by on July 18, 2009, 3:58 pm

On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:11:57 -0500, The Daring Dufas

>> "THE END IS UPON US!" Preached the King as he chugged on

> the gallon jug of moonshine. He was well known as the
> village idiot but most folks around here considered him
> to be a harmless fool. Children would tease him but a few
> compassionate grownups would toss him some change from
> time to time.

Change he can believe in !

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Posted by The Daring Dufas on July 18, 2009, 7:20 pm

.p.jm.@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:11:57 -0500, The Daring Dufas
>

>>> "THE END IS UPON US!" Preached the King as he chugged on

>> the gallon jug of moonshine. He was well known as the
>> village idiot but most folks around here considered him
>> to be a harmless fool. Children would tease him but a few
>> compassionate grownups would toss him some change from
>> time to time.

>
> Change he can believe in ! The change people tossed to

him was more than anything any government agency ever
offered him. His alcoholism prevented him from holding
down a job even though he possessed modest skills in
the HVAC trade. King could never seem to behave himself
around women and was always terminated shortly after
being hired. The only hope for him was the faith based
sobriety program being offered at the local mosque.

Posted by Stormin Mormon on July 18, 2009, 8:26 pm

> "THE END IS UPON US!" Preached the King as he chugged on
> the gallon jug of moonshine. He was well known as the
> village idiot but most folks around here considered him
> to be a harmless fool. Children would tease him but a
> few
> compassionate grownups would toss him some change from
> time to time.

Change he can believe in ! The change people tossed to
him was more than anything any government agency ever
offered him. His alcoholism prevented him from holding
down a job even though he possessed modest skills in
the HVAC trade. King could never seem to behave himself
around women and was always terminated shortly after
being hired. The only hope for him was the faith based
sobriety program being offered at the local mosque.

The self esteem program at the mosque was far better than he
had ever imagined. The King met interesting people there,
and learned a few phrases in Arabic. Enough that he was able
to go to other mosques, and they thought he had been Muslim
all his life.

While at the mosque, he learned about foot washing, the
teachings of Mohammed, and why it's all right to kill
infidel, if they don't convert to the True Islam.

Now, seen in public wearing the traditional Islamic
clothing, and still pulling heavily on his jug of moonshine.
Doddering down the street, wondering why the children run up
to him and make camel noises. Infidel, all! He angrily
reached under his cloak and pulled out a...................

Posted by Majd al-Din on July 19, 2009, 2:59 am

Stormin Mormon wrote:

>> "THE END IS UPON US!" Preached the King as he chugged on
>> the gallon jug of moonshine. He was well known as the
>> village idiot but most folks around here considered him
>> to be a harmless fool. Children would tease him but a
>> few
>> compassionate grownups would toss him some change from
>> time to time.

>
>
> Change he can believe in ! The change people tossed to
> him was more than anything any government agency ever
> offered him. His alcoholism prevented him from holding
> down a job even though he possessed modest skills in
> the HVAC trade. King could never seem to behave himself
> around women and was always terminated shortly after
> being hired. The only hope for him was the faith based
> sobriety program being offered at the local mosque.
>
> The self esteem program at the mosque was far better than he
> had ever imagined. The King met interesting people there,
> and learned a few phrases in Arabic. Enough that he was able
> to go to other mosques, and they thought he had been Muslim
> all his life.
>
> While at the mosque, he learned about foot washing, the
> teachings of Mohammed, and why it's all right to kill
> infidel, if they don't convert to the True Islam.
>
> Now, seen in public wearing the traditional Islamic
> clothing, and still pulling heavily on his jug of moonshine.
> Doddering down the street, wondering why the children run up
> to him and make camel noises. Infidel, all! He angrily
> reached under his cloak and pulled out a...................

And was promptly arrested for an indecent sex act. Mohamed would be
proud of him.

>
>
>
>
>

Posted by Alexander on July 19, 2009, 2:55 am

The Daring Dufas wrote:

> .p.jm.@see_my_sig_for_address.com wrote:

>> On Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:11:57 -0500, The Daring Dufas

>>>> "THE END IS UPON US!" Preached the King as he chugged on
>>> the gallon jug of moonshine. He was well known as the
>>> village idiot but most folks around here considered him
>>> to be a harmless fool. Children would tease him but a few
>>> compassionate grownups would toss him some change from
>>> time to time.

>> Change he can believe in ! The change people tossed to

> him was more than anything any government agency ever
> offered him. His alcoholism prevented him from holding
> down a job even though he possessed modest skills in
> the HVAC trade. King could never seem to behave himself
> around women and was always terminated shortly after
> being hired. The only hope for him was the faith based
> sobriety program being offered at the local mosque.

After all his failure at that program would culminate with both a loss
of esteem and Head.

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