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Posted by =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Tekkie=AE?= on March 19, 2007, 9:12 pm
I've been working so hard on stuff for April specials I completely
forgot about March. Not to worry I'll make it up in April.
Some of the big names I'll be pricing below wholesale:
Nationwide Global® - tools from the around the block
Snap-off® - bolts watch out
Boosters® - we got them all
Lickers® - clean windows are just the start; think about the immaculate
capacitors!
Twisters® - straightens out problems
No-Result® - testers beyond compare
Majik Pencil® - calculates the invoice
No Pressure® - relax while using these gauges
No Way® - this scale works with Majik Pencil® to quickly arrive at the
high side charge.
Tak-a-guess® - troubleshooting software
No Load® - entry level software
Rule 'O Thumb® - more advanced software
Gud Guess® - highest level software
Charge'm® - not what you think
Filter Fun® - all filters filtered through TCE so they are clean and fresh
Arc-M® - paper tape tested to withstand at least 24 volts if dry
Sparky® - jumper leads and door switch neutralizers
My Price Iz® - works Internet deals while you surf
Powr dwn® - copper pipe fuses
Hosed again® - special grade hoses
Pee Pee® - a urine based coil cleaner
Piss on it® - specialized Pee Pee® applicator
Molson® - helps produce Pee Pee® and increase it's strength and durability
Soder/Braze® - use like epoxy; because it is. Requires no heat and made
by the same dudes with the initials JB
Torq'em/Tight'em® - torque wrench set to 172 lb/ft to keep enclosures
from vibrating. Works good on nutz too.
Numb-Nutz® - special blend of gases to freeze your nutz off
Rotten Egz® - methane gaz detektor
Crotch Off® - nether region sniffer for CO
Exchange This!® - heat exchanger patch with low sulfur content and extra
filtration from a deluxe blend of Filter Fun® and added TCE. Note: MUST
be externally applied with a temperature point of at least a blue flamer.
Yellow Pagez® - advertising that pisses on you
Money$$Rola® - cell phones that have a dial through to Zimbabwe and pay
you every month just by customers calling
Bright Idea® - newest management techniques personified
Not Today!® - job scheduling software
Taze-sore® - morale building and accounts payable appliance
KA-KA® - a low odor, corn & peanut count sealer
EPA® - Extra Productive Activity - helps employees and owners vent
Partz Pro® - s/w that replaces the counter guy that knows what's up but
is always at lunch
New Guy® - figures out which Pinto wagon has the most wear and used
parts and sends he/she out on their own
Jamb Repair® - when one must break in to fix the hot call and the lock
picks be back at the trailer.
TAX® - Totally Allowable X-emptions - show to your accountant to justify
your bubble gum and chrome wheel expenses - to name a few
I realize this is a small list of what I've got but you are welcome to
suggest new brands and products as I will try to satisfy your needs.
Tekkie®
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