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Posted by Stormin Mormon on July 17, 2006, 5:36 pm
> http://scriptures.lds.org/en/alma/15/8,10#8
>
> 6 And it came to pass that Alma said unto him, taking him by the
> hand: aBelievest thou in the power of Christ unto salvation?
Translation: Do you believe that when you die you will live in the
clouds for all eternity, playing the harp and eating bon-bons?
SM: Heck, no. Everyone knows we eat M and Ms, except some blondes who
eat M and Ws.
> 7 And he answered and said: Yea, I believe all the words that thou
> hast taught.
Translation: "Ya, I beleive whatever you tell me, because God has
zeroed
in on you, of all the people on the planet, to talk to and give
messages
to.
You ,and Jimmy Swaggert,Jim and Tammy Baker, Oral Roberts, and a few
others...but ya, whatever you tell me, I'm in!
SM: Absolutely. Give me that ole time religion! We gonna have a Holy
Ghost Experience tonight!
> 8 And Alma said: If thou believest in the redemption of Christ
thou
> canst be ahealed.
Translation: God says I have the authority to fast track you into
heaven
if you'll just sign up as one of my followers.
SM: And then you have to sign up eight other distributors, I mean,
converts.
> 9 And he said: Yea, I believe according to thy words.
Translation: Who do I make the cheque out to?
SM: The Church of the Great Experience.
> 10 And then Alma cried unto the Lord, saying: O Lord our God, have
> amercy on this man, and bheal him according to his faith which is in
> Christ.
Translation: Hello, God? Alma here. How's it going? Hows the wife and
kids? I've landed another fish, so to speak....
SM: Hey, we got great fringe benefits. So, go out and buy a fringe.
> 11 And when Alma had said these words, aZeezrom leaped upon his
> feet, and began to walk; and this was done to the great astonishment
> of all the people; and the knowledge of this went forth throughout
all
> the land of Sidom.
Translation: Zeezrom, a known accomplice of Alma's, staggered to his
feet, secure in knowledge that most of the alcohol had worn off, and
ran
around proclaiming to have beed miraculously cured of his mystery
ailment.
SM: Wow, them rumcakes mixed with opium. Time it just about right, and
they wear off about the time for healing call.
> 12 And Alma baptized Zeezrom unto the Lord; and he began from that
> time forth to preach unto the people.
Translation: Alma felt that Zeezrom (real name Wilbur) had hung around
him long enough that he should now have the jist of how to con the
simple country folk, and so he made him his primary assistant, which
meant that Alma could now take more time off and go golfing.
SM: golfing paid for by the recent distributers, I mean, converts.
--
Respectfully, Bob
Not all seriously, Chris
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Posted by Noon-Air on July 17, 2006, 7:56 am
>
>> One very valid option. Also possible is poor air flow through the
>> condensor. Which could trip the high limit switch.
>>
>> Less likely option, they may both have bad contactors, or problems
>> with the low power circuit.
>>
>> In any case, it's a job for a HVAC technician at this point.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Christopher A. Young
>> You can't shout down a troll.
>> You have to starve them.
>> .
>>
>> Dear Walter
>>
>> The compressor units may have tripped on its high pressure cut out
>> switches which resets automatically after the pressure comes down
>> thats
>> why they start after some time. This also explains the reason both
>> compressors are tripping
>>
>
> You fucking idiots the both of you. Rheems got a fucking pushbuttom HP
> limit--it's even brought to the outside of the sheetmetal.
only on *most* of their heat pumps and some of their 12SEER and above
condensers
There are some of the high end heat pumps with DDC that have auto-reset HP
limits.
In any case, if its broke, then its time to call a *competent* tech
> And so if your "waiting for it to reset by itself"...then ya probly got
> better odds waiting for the second coming of Christ to occur.
>
> --
>
> SVL
>
>
>
>
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Posted by PrecisionMachinisT on July 17, 2006, 3:31 pm
>
> >
> >> One very valid option. Also possible is poor air flow through the
> >> condensor. Which could trip the high limit switch.
> >>
> >> Less likely option, they may both have bad contactors, or problems
> >> with the low power circuit.
> >>
> >> In any case, it's a job for a HVAC technician at this point.
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> Christopher A. Young
> >> You can't shout down a troll.
> >> You have to starve them.
> >> .
> >>
> >> Dear Walter
> >>
> >> The compressor units may have tripped on its high pressure cut out
> >> switches which resets automatically after the pressure comes down
> >> thats
> >> why they start after some time. This also explains the reason both
> >> compressors are tripping
> >>
> >
> > You fucking idiots the both of you. Rheems got a fucking pushbuttom HP
> > limit--it's even brought to the outside of the sheetmetal.
>
> only on *most* of their heat pumps and some of their 12SEER and above
> condensers
> There are some of the high end heat pumps with DDC that have auto-reset HP
> limits.
> In any case, if its broke, then its time to call a *competent* tech
>
Agreed, and good info.
Basically was just fishing for a fundy Mormon...
--
SVL
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Posted by Stormin Mormon on July 17, 2006, 5:31 pm
http://www.scrollpublishing.com/store/media/zz-1700-03.jpg
Here is my photo.
--
Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
.
Agreed, and good info.
Basically was just fishing for a fundy Mormon...
--
SVL
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Posted by B-Hate-Me on July 17, 2006, 5:48 pm
> http://www.scrollpublishing.com/store/media/zz-1700-03.jpg
>
> Here is my photo.
Nice choker Chrissy.
Here's my idea-
1) Bring evryone in to a room and ask them if they believe in god.
2) Those that answer yes get 2 in the hat
3) Those that answer no, walk.
4) We all live happily ever after.
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