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Posted by Stormin Mormon on May 2, 2008, 9:33 pm
This list is dead, tonight.
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Monday
I just bought a new Flimflammer thermostat. Got it at the junk auction. The
screws on the back of the thermostat are Rh, Rc, O, G, W, Y, C, and B. My
cousin Ernie, the redneck, says it's OK to take out the little red jumper,
and connect the blue wire to Rc. And then put the blue wire on B. Would this
be a good idea?
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Tuesday
Been years since I got my central AC serviced. Them guys are so expensive. I
notice that when my AC comes on, the fan outside just hums. I bump it with a
stick, and it starts blowing. Broke off my stick a couple times, it blows so
hard. Should I replace my thermostat?
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Wednesday
I got the new thermostat in, and now nothing works. Ernie says he smells
something burning in the cellar. The outside unit fan doesn't work at all,
even when I push it with a stick. Maybe I put the batteries in backwards?
Ernie done drunk all my beer, and it be getting hot in here. Give me some
advice.
--
Elmer Bingle
Pinkbottom, Lousiana
"Swamp buggies rule!"
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