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Posted by Oscar_Lives on August 30, 2006, 8:04 am
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he
> is wallowing in
> despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
>
> Satan: Why so glum?
>
> Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
>
> Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
> fun down here. You a
>
> drinking man?
>
> Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
>
> Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On
> Mondays that's all we do
> is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers,
> tab and fresca. We
> drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
> And you don't have
> to worry about getting a hangover, because you're
> dead anyway.
>
> Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
>
> Satan: You a smoker?
>
> Guy: You better believe it!
>
> Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
> the finest cigars
> from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If
> you get cancer - no
> biggie, you're already dead, remember?
>
> Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
>
> Satan: I bet you like to gamble.< BR>
> Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
>
> Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
> Craps, Blackjack,
> Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go
> bankrupt...it doesn't
> matter, you're dead anyhow.
>
> Guy: Cool!
>
> Satan: What about Drugs?
>
> Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
>
> Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
> yourself to a great big
> bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of
> a submarine. You
> can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who
> cares.
>
> Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool
> place!
>
> Satan: You gay?
>
> Guy: No...
>
> Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.
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