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Posted by Bubba on September 19, 2007, 9:53 pm
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:52:54 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
> THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
>
>Dear Sheila,
> My son turned eight this month. He's on the baseball team, at school. He
>says that the other boys tease him, and call him names. They knock his eye
>glasses off, and hide his athsma inhaler. What should I do?
>
>Worried Wanda.
>
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>Dear Wanda,
>
> The first thing to do is to be sure your son's body odor is not
>offensive to the other boys. Be sure he showers before he leaves for gym
>class. Make sure he is pleasantly scented, use some scented talcum powder
>around his shoulders and back. I suggest Jasmine or Lavendar. Be sure to
>visit his class, and explain to the boys how hurtful this is. Bring boxes of
>candy to give out to all the boys, so they will know that your boy doesn't
>mean to hurt them. Also be sure to talk to the teacher, and have a
>conversation with the class about bullying, and why it's not nice.
>
>Sheila
>
>
>
Stormy,
Go hump a wet log you crossposting dipshit.
Bubba
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