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Re: Stomy's Big Weekend Stormin Mormon 08-31-2009
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Posted by Stormin Mormon on August 31, 2009, 8:46 am


Lets see. Saturday, I had a couple money jobs to do. Spent
the day making an honest buck. Sunday, I went to church, and
associated with kind and polite people. Return to the news
group, and find people making up trash, and minds in the
gutter. Someday, maybe you'll discover how to be polite, and
spiritual.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.


Stormy went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
from his
hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend
found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding
ring. =(




Posted by Real Pisser on August 31, 2009, 12:46 pm



> Lets see. Saturday, I had a couple money jobs to do. Spent
> the day making an honest buck. Sunday, I went to church, and
> associated with kind and polite people. Return to the news
> group, and find people making up trash, and minds in the
> gutter. Someday, maybe you'll discover how to be polite, and
> spiritual.
> --
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
> www.lds.org
> .
> Stormy went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
> from his
> hoohoo.
> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend
> found the
> ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
> petroleum
> jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
> I don't know what's worse:
> 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
> hoohoo.
> 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding
> ring. =(
Stormy,

Most of us whether we are spiritual or not, whether we are decent folks to
other people or not, keep our religious beliefs off this and other
newsgroups. If you truly believe that putting your sig on each and every
post you do in the groups you post to is going to move you to the front of
the line at your day of reckoning , then maybe you are nuts. Then again, you
may be correct. You get made fun of partially, in my humble opinion because
you pump YOUR religious beliefs into a newsgroup where most of the guys just
want to shoot the breeze after a hard day's work. You sound a little thin
skinned sometimes. Be tough. Maybe every other HVAC guy here is a weekend
pastor or reverend (for the tax write off). :-)



Posted by Don Ocean on September 1, 2009, 4:55 am


Stormin Mormon wrote:
> Lets see. Saturday, I had a couple money jobs to do. Spent
> the day making an honest buck. Sunday, I went to church, and
> associated with kind and polite people. Return to the news
> group, and find people making up trash, and minds in the
> gutter. Someday, maybe you'll discover how to be polite, and
> spiritual.

If you weren't hanging out in this evil group, there would be no need to
go to church. I sure hope those church folks don't hold that against us. ;-p
>

Posted by Stormin Mormon on September 1, 2009, 7:59 am


You're so, so right. I'd have to guess that the Devil has a
special place in Hell for reprobate HVAC guys. Where the
thermostat is stuck on heat, and the condensor never gets
cleaned. We need Fundy Dave to come back and rebuke us all.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.



If you weren't hanging out in this evil group, there would
be no need to
go to church. I sure hope those church folks don't hold that
against us. ;-p



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