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Posted by on March 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
A Vulture: A vulture is flying south for the winter, but this year he
decides to take an airplane.
The morning of the flight, the vulture shows up to the airport, but
knowing that airplane food wouldn't be right for him, he brings a dead
armadillo to snack on.
"Do you want me to check that for you?," asks the ticket clerk.
"No need," the vulture says, "it's carrion."
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