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Posted by GOD on August 20, 2008, 8:04 pm
> > KJPRO posted for all of us...
> > > > I'm going to be in heaven on Earth, today. Going to clean a
condensor.
> > > Geez, the *only* thing you seem to think is always the problem.
> > He's ready to rock & roll got a new belt of 60 grit on the sander.
> Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting
> Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings
> Bundles of magazines tied up in string
> These are a few of my favorite things
> Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses
> Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
> Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings
> These are a few of my favorite things
> When the pipes leak, When the bones creak
> When the knees go bad
> I simply remember my favorite things
> And then I don't feel so bad
> Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions
> No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
> Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring
> These are a few of my favorite things
> Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin'
> Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'
> And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
> When we remember our favorite things
> When the joints ache, When the hips break
> When the eyes grow dim
> Then I remember the great life I've had
> And then I don't feel so bad
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