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Another way to apply caulking marco 04-17-2007
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Posted by on April 17, 2007, 2:30 am


I am looking for another way to apply caulking. I was told to use a
caulking gun but I am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home.
My wife is deadly afraid of guns too. Is there some other way to apply
caulking?


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Posted by Rich on April 17, 2007, 4:31 am


Stick caulking in an enema bag, insert tube in your anus, squeeze enema bag
hard to fill yourself up. Bend over and aim carefully at the area to be
caulked then blow it out your ass.

>I am looking for another way to apply caulking. I was told to use a
> caulking gun but I am anti-gun and will not allow any guns in my home.
> My wife is deadly afraid of guns too. Is there some other way to apply
> caulking?
>



Posted by on April 17, 2007, 6:52 am




You're kidding, right?

No one it that strange.



Posted by JB on April 17, 2007, 8:56 am


On Apr 17, 6:52 am, greg6...@gmail.com wrote:
> You're kidding, right?
>
> No one it that strange.

Now wait a second. The poster has a valid point. Caulking guns are
deadly weapons. If the caulk has dried up, you could squeeze the
trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure
the cat when it un-jams without warning. Or if you turn it around and
look down the "barrel" to see what's causing the jam, you could get a
glop of caulk up your nose. If it then hardened, you would need to
drill it out. Or his wife might be concerned that he might get so
frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk
tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. Now the gun has become a
knife.

My wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog, and goes shopping
when I use a caulking gun...just to be safe!


Posted by unklbob on April 17, 2007, 9:49 am


> On Apr 17, 6:52 am, greg6...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > You're kidding, right?
>
> > No one it that strange.
>
> Now wait a second. The poster has a valid point. Caulking guns are
> deadly weapons. If the caulk has dried up, you could squeeze the
> trigger enough times and build up enough pressure to seriously injure
> the cat when it un-jams without warning. Or if you turn it around and
> look down the "barrel" to see what's causing the jam, you could get a
> glop of caulk up your nose. If it then hardened, you would need to
> drill it out. Or his wife might be concerned that he might get so
> frustrated with his lousy caulking job that he might take the caulk
> tube out and use it as a stabbing weapon. Now the gun has become a
> knife.
>
> My wife leaves the house with the kids and the dog, and goes shopping
> when I use a caulking gun...just to be safe!

Thats strange...

My wife loves it when I pull my caulk out.


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