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Cat off the gas grill table Stormin Mormon \(on backup com 10-10-2007
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Posted by Jim Yanik on October 10, 2007, 9:41 pm
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> ransley wrote:
>> On Oct 10, 1:40 pm, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com>
>> wrote:
>>> Stormin Mormon (on backup computer) wrote:
>>>
>>>> There is a cat who likes to sit on the wooden platforms, on either
>>>> side of my gas grill, on the patio. I'd rather the cat not do that.
>>>> I put food there. On a plate of course, but I wouldn't want a cat
>>>> on my food table indoors, either. How to keep the cat off the
>>>> platform?
>>>
>>> I used to have a neighborhood cat who liked to mark my front door.
>>> I cured him by spreading red pepper out where he pissed for a few
>>> days. He caught on pretty quick.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Mortimer Schnerd, RN
>>> mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com
>>
>> Take 2 cookie trays and wire one wire of 120v to each, place side by
>> side and watch the cat jump 20 ft up.

yeah,and some unknowing person,perhaps a child,gets electrocuted by it.
(if not your deserving self...)

Idiot.


>
> Yes! Cats are my friends, too. NOT
>
>

IMO,you and Ransley both qualify as animal abusers,and killfile candidates.

"clot" is an appropriate nickname for you.

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Posted by Al Bundy on October 15, 2007, 8:28 pm

>
>> ransley wrote:
>>> On Oct 10, 1:40 pm, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
>>> <mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com> wrote:
>>>> Stormin Mormon (on backup computer) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There is a cat who likes to sit on the wooden platforms, on either
>>>>> side of my gas grill, on the patio. I'd rather the cat not do
>>>>> that. I put food there. On a plate of course, but I wouldn't want
>>>>> a cat on my food table indoors, either. How to keep the cat off
>>>>> the platform?
>>>>
>>>> I used to have a neighborhood cat who liked to mark my front door.
>>>> I cured him by spreading red pepper out where he pissed for a few
>>>> days. He caught on pretty quick.
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Mortimer Schnerd, RN
>>>> mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com
>>>
>>> Take 2 cookie trays and wire one wire of 120v to each, place side by
>>> side and watch the cat jump 20 ft up.
>
> yeah,and some unknowing person,perhaps a child,gets electrocuted by
> it. (if not your deserving self...)
>
> Idiot.
>
>
>>
>> Yes! Cats are my friends, too. NOT
>>
>>
>
> IMO,you and Ransley both qualify as animal abusers,and killfile
> candidates.

So it is written. So it is done...

>
> "clot" is an appropriate nickname for you.
>


Posted by Mr.Spock on October 16, 2007, 1:30 am
Get rid of the grill.

Posted by on October 16, 2007, 2:31 am

> Get rid of the grill.

Or gee...I don't know COVER the damn thing when you don't have food on it.
Key-rist, birds could shit on it, rodents could crawl on it, and you're
worried about the occasional cat ass? GET A GRIP! The cat's ass is cleaner
than yours. Do you have kids? I guarantee that any cat's ass is cleaner than
any part of your kid. I would MUCH rather eat food off a cat's ass than off
any so-called "clean" counter in the kitchen of a breeder. Eeeuuuwww



Posted by SteveB on October 16, 2007, 11:24 am

>
>> Get rid of the grill.
>
> Or gee...I don't know COVER the damn thing when you don't have food on it.
> Key-rist, birds could shit on it, rodents could crawl on it, and you're
> worried about the occasional cat ass? GET A GRIP! The cat's ass is cleaner
> than yours. Do you have kids? I guarantee that any cat's ass is cleaner
> than any part of your kid. I would MUCH rather eat food off a cat's ass
> than off any so-called "clean" counter in the kitchen of a breeder.
> Eeeuuuwww

Need to go to the pharmacy, huh?

Steve



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