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Electrical Safety Tip (of the day) TOD 07-09-2007
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Posted by on July 9, 2007, 8:56 am
7-9-07 (A day in someone's life) and a damn Monday !

Never, ever plug a female plug into a male. This is very dangerous
because a female does not have the tools required to plug a male.
However, plugging a male into a female is perfectly safe and normal.
Anyone trying to plug two males together is gay and should get
electricuted doing it. If two female plugs are shoved into each
other, please contact Rosie O'Donnel for further instructions, and you
might end up on her show.


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Posted by Bill on July 9, 2007, 11:26 am
I worked part-time at a hardware store when I was in high school. One day a
lady came in and said she wanted an electrical plug...

I asked her if she wanted a male plug or a female plug.

She asked what was the difference.

I blushed and said I would show her. I held up a male plug and said this is
a male. Then I held up a female plug and said this is a female plug.

She said; Oh I get it! (Then she blushed....)


> 7-9-07 (A day in someone's life) and a damn Monday !
>
> Never, ever plug a female plug into a male. This is very dangerous
> because a female does not have the tools required to plug a male.
> However, plugging a male into a female is perfectly safe and normal.
> Anyone trying to plug two males together is gay and should get
> electricuted doing it. If two female plugs are shoved into each
> other, please contact Rosie O'Donnel for further instructions, and you
> might end up on her show.
>
>
> This message brought to you by TOD (Tip Of the Day)
> An affilaite of Ebay where we all know the Shipping and Handling will
> knock your sox off, thus making your shower more wet and your feet
> more sexy.



Posted by Toller on July 9, 2007, 11:49 am

>I worked part-time at a hardware store when I was in high school. One day a
>lady came in and said she wanted an electrical plug...
>
> I asked her if she wanted a male plug or a female plug.
>
> She asked what was the difference.
>
> I blushed and said I would show her. I held up a male plug and said this
> is a male. Then I held up a female plug and said this is a female plug.
>
> She said; Oh I get it! (Then she blushed....)
>
>
Unless otherwise specified...
Plugs (as the word itself suggests) are male.
Receptacles, or outlets, are female.

Yes, there are female plugs and male receptacles, but there was little
chance that your customer wanted those, or that your hardware store carried
them.




Posted by mm on July 9, 2007, 8:55 pm


>
>>I worked part-time at a hardware store when I was in high school. One day a
>>lady came in and said she wanted an electrical plug...
>>
>> I asked her if she wanted a male plug or a female plug.
>>
>> She asked what was the difference.
>>
>> I blushed and said I would show her. I held up a male plug and said this
>> is a male. Then I held up a female plug and said this is a female plug.
>>
>> She said; Oh I get it! (Then she blushed....)
>>
>>
>Unless otherwise specified...
>Plugs (as the word itself suggests) are male.
>Receptacles, or outlets,

or sockets or jacks

>are female.
>
>Yes, there are female plugs and male receptacles,

What are those? It seems downright impossible, or gay.

> but there was little
>chance that your customer wanted those, or that your hardware store carried
>them.
>
>


Posted by on July 9, 2007, 11:45 pm
wrote:

>
>
>>
>>>I worked part-time at a hardware store when I was in high school. One day a
>>>lady came in and said she wanted an electrical plug...
>>>
>>> I asked her if she wanted a male plug or a female plug.
>>>
>>> She asked what was the difference.
>>>
>>> I blushed and said I would show her. I held up a male plug and said this
>>> is a male. Then I held up a female plug and said this is a female plug.
>>>
>>> She said; Oh I get it! (Then she blushed....)
>>>
>>>
>>Unless otherwise specified...
>>Plugs (as the word itself suggests) are male.
>>Receptacles, or outlets,
>
>or sockets or jacks
>
There's always some JACKoff wanting to SOCKET to me !!!!.

>>are female.
>>
>>Yes, there are female plugs and male receptacles,
>
>What are those? It seems downright impossible, or gay.
>
>> but there was little
>>chance that your customer wanted those, or that your hardware store carried
>>them.
>>
>>


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