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Electronic Studfinder Don't Work T 08-14-2005
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Posted by on August 14, 2005, 4:25 am


I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.


Posted by Greg O on August 14, 2005, 9:38 am




>I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
> cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
> as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
> between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
> several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
> I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
> crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
> took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
> beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
> piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

In your case, my guess is it is working fine!
Greg




Posted by Edwin Pawlowski on August 14, 2005, 11:55 am



> Then I
> took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
> beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
> piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

Real studs are at least 1 1/2". You did not measure up.




Posted by Wayne Boatwright on August 14, 2005, 12:19 pm


On Sun 14 Aug 2005 02:25:57a, wrote in alt.home.repair:

> I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
> cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
> as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
> between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
> several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
> I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
> crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
> took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
> beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
> piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.
>

Apparently you weren't wearing an iron condom.


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Posted by HeyBub on August 14, 2005, 7:20 pm


T@nothinghere.com wrote:
> I just bought one of those electronic studfinders, and it was not a
> cheap model either. The thing is useless. I installed the batteries
> as required and turned it on. The "on" light lit up. Then I held it
> between my legs and nothing happened. (It's supposed to beep and
> several led lights are supposed to light up when a stud is located).
> I decided that maybe I needed to be in more of a studly mood, so I
> crawled in bed with my woman and got a really hard erection. Then I
> took the studfinder and held it tightly against my dick, Still no
> beeps or lights. This thing is useless. I paid good money for a
> piece of junk. Monday it goes back to the store.

Would "Woody" not be woody or would he?




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