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Female Sensor Wanted Jock Strap 02-10-2007
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Posted by Jock Strap on February 10, 2007, 5:28 am


I am looking for something like one of those light sensors that make
the light turn on when someone walks past it. But I am looking for a
device that senses beautiful women and gives me an instant erection
the second the woman is sensed. Do they make these and if so, what
voltage is used and how do I wire them up?

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Posted by badgolferman on February 10, 2007, 9:50 am


Jock Strap, 2/10/2007,5:28:18 AM, wrote:

> I am looking for something like one of those light sensors that make
> the light turn on when someone walks past it. But I am looking for a
> device that senses beautiful women and gives me an instant erection
> the second the woman is sensed. Do they make these and if so, what
> voltage is used and how do I wire them up?

Yes, it's called lust and you have to be a man to have it. Maybe in a
few years when you become a teenager you will have it.

Posted by Steve Barker on February 10, 2007, 11:40 am


They're called eyes.

--
Steve Barker


>I am looking for something like one of those light sensors that make
> the light turn on when someone walks past it. But I am looking for a
> device that senses beautiful women and gives me an instant erection
> the second the woman is sensed. Do they make these and if so, what
> voltage is used and how do I wire them up?



Posted by hallerb@aol.com on February 10, 2007, 11:46 am


all women are beautiful in some way! Just put a trip switch wire to
line voltage anyone who walks by applies line voltage to wherever you
care to put the alligator clips.:)


Posted by dicko on February 10, 2007, 4:43 pm


Carl & Jerry did it back in the 60's
http://home.gwi.net/~jdebell/pe/cj/v20-1.htm




wrote:

>I am looking for something like one of those light sensors that make
>the light turn on when someone walks past it. But I am looking for a
>device that senses beautiful women and gives me an instant erection
>the second the woman is sensed. Do they make these and if so, what
>voltage is used and how do I wire them up?


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