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Posted by HeyBub on April 11, 2008, 5:32 pm
DerbyDad03 wrote:
> Go buy a 6' length of foam pipe insulation - you know, the gray stuff
> with the slit.
>
> Roll up a ball of tin foil, just small enough that it fits snugly into
> the end of the foam.
>
> Wait for your wife to be fixing dinner in the kitchen.
>
> Sneak into the room next to the kitchen, bend the foam around the wall
> and blow forcefully into the other end.
>
> Listen for the POP!, soon to be followed by a yell of some sort.
>
> She'll love you for it...trust me!
>
> BTW...it works just as well with teenage daughters while they're
> chatting on the computer.
Even better. Take a 6" piece of the foam and put it under the covers at foot
level. This works equally well with a Coke bottle, coat hanger, rolled-up
belt, hairbrush, or almost anything else that's not supposed to be there.
The first reaction, indeed the ONLY reaction, when a female's foot touches a
strange object is that the object must be a mouse.
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