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Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness tildepod 07-06-2008
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Posted by on July 6, 2008, 4:47 pm
Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness.

Everytime I have to clean out something from under my mower deck, or
something gets stuck and I have to go near the blade, I know it's
important to remove the spark plug wire for safety.

Everytime I finish under the deck, my mower will not start. It never
fails. I cant finish the lawn, I get angry, I take it out on another
family member or the dog, and cuss at least all sever forbidden words.
Then I call my psychiatrist who prescribes some valium, which I get
from the pharmacy, take more than prescribed, and get drunk to calm
down.

The next day, or a few days later when I recover from my hangover I
walk past my mower and notice someone pulled the spark plug wire off
my mower. Some dumb asshole had the nerve to pull......... OOPS......
Oops, I did it again...... For the 9,999th time, I forgot to put the
spark plug wire back on the plug after I cleaned the deck......
DAMNIT and DAMNIT AGAIN !!!!

~pod (tildepod)

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Posted by Tony Hwang on July 6, 2008, 6:12 pm
tildepod@takeaguess.com wrote:
> Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness.
>
> Everytime I have to clean out something from under my mower deck, or
> something gets stuck and I have to go near the blade, I know it's
> important to remove the spark plug wire for safety.
>
> Everytime I finish under the deck, my mower will not start. It never
> fails. I cant finish the lawn, I get angry, I take it out on another
> family member or the dog, and cuss at least all sever forbidden words.
> Then I call my psychiatrist who prescribes some valium, which I get
> from the pharmacy, take more than prescribed, and get drunk to calm
> down.
>
> The next day, or a few days later when I recover from my hangover I
> walk past my mower and notice someone pulled the spark plug wire off
> my mower. Some dumb asshole had the nerve to pull......... OOPS......
> Oops, I did it again...... For the 9,999th time, I forgot to put the
> spark plug wire back on the plug after I cleaned the deck......
> DAMNIT and DAMNIT AGAIN !!!!
>
> ~pod (tildepod)
>
> ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~
Hi,
If you lay the mower on it's side when cleaning make sure to prevent
fuel flooding does not ocur. I flip my John Deere mower with fuel tank
close to ground. If it's the other way around, It needs several pulls
w/o choke with throttle wide open to get rid of excess fuel in the line.
Usually mine start with 2-3 pulls all the time every time.

Posted by Stephen King on July 6, 2008, 6:59 pm
tildepod@takeaguess.com wrote in

> Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness.
>
> Everytime I have to clean out something from under my mower deck, or
> something gets stuck and I have to go near the blade, I know it's
> important to remove the spark plug wire for safety.
>
> Everytime I finish under the deck, my mower will not start. It never
> fails. I cant finish the lawn, I get angry, I take it out on another
> family member or the dog, and cuss at least all sever forbidden words.
> Then I call my psychiatrist who prescribes some valium, which I get
> from the pharmacy, take more than prescribed, and get drunk to calm
> down.
>
> The next day, or a few days later when I recover from my hangover I
> walk past my mower and notice someone pulled the spark plug wire off
> my mower. Some dumb asshole had the nerve to pull......... OOPS......
> Oops, I did it again...... For the 9,999th time, I forgot to put the
> spark plug wire back on the plug after I cleaned the deck......
> DAMNIT and DAMNIT AGAIN !!!!
>
> ~pod (tildepod)
>
> ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~
>

You're already mental.

Posted by Calab on July 6, 2008, 9:27 pm


| Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness.

| my mower. Some dumb asshole had the nerve to pull......... OOPS......
| Oops, I did it again...... For the 9,999th time, I forgot to put the
| spark plug wire back on the plug after I cleaned the deck......
| DAMNIT and DAMNIT AGAIN !!!!

Guilty as charged!



Posted by hallerb@aol.com on July 6, 2008, 9:33 pm
>
> | Gas lawn mowers cause mental illness.
>
> | my mower. =EF=BF=BDSome dumb asshole had the nerve to pull......... OOP=
S......
> | Oops, I did it again...... For the 9,999th time, I forgot to put the
> | spark plug wire back on the plug after I cleaned the deck......
> | DAMNIT and DAMNIT AGAIN !!!!
>
> Guilty as charged!

i have 2 mowers, 2 dryers, 2 washing machines. 2 vans, when one
breaks i just use the other, much less stressful....


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