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Posted by Doug Miller on October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
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>> >
>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the little
>> >> pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my carport?
>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence jobs and
>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer welcome
>> >> here.
>> >> Any other suggestions?
>> >> Jon
>> >
>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He borrowed a
>> live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he pissed all over it
>> while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in the piss for an hour and then
>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of piss around
>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method was very
>> satisfying.
>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep the
neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping his damn cat
in his *own* yard.
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Posted by on October 30, 2009, 11:33 pm
On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
wrote:
wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the little
>>> >> pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my carport?
>>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence jobs and
>>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer welcome
>>> >> here.
>>> >> Any other suggestions?
>>> >> Jon
>>> >
>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He borrowed a
>>> live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he pissed all over it
>>> while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in the piss for an hour and then
>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of piss around
>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method was very
>>> satisfying.
>>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep the
>neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping his damn cat
>in his *own* yard.
OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down, with
a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking incessently at
all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart" buggers, for over
an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30 in the morning till
10:00 at night.
My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own shadow
to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
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Posted by hr(bob) hofmann@att.net on October 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
On Oct 30, 10:33=A0pm, cl...@snyder.on.ca wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spamb...@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
> wrote:
on.net wrote:
> >>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the litt=
le
> >>> >> pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my carport?
> >>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence jobs =
and
> >>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer welcome
> >>> >> here.
> >>> >> Any other suggestions?
> >>> >> Jon
> >>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He borrowed=
a
> >>> live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he pissed all over i=
t
> >>> while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in the piss for an hour and=
then
> >>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of piss a=
round
> >>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method wa=
s very
> >>> satisfying.
> >>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
> >>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
> >Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep the
> >neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping his dam=
n cat
> >in his *own* yard.
> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down, with
> a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking incessently at
> all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart" buggers, for over
> an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30 in the morning till
> 10:00 at night.
> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own shadow
> to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.- Hide quote=
d text -
> - Show quoted text -
Call the police department aand animal control. If they fail to do
their job, show up at a city council meeting and explain the problem
using the name and address of the offending animals and owners. that
should get results, especially if the local newspaper covers ciity
council meetings. Give the reporters a copy of your written out
comments so they have all the particulars. Works well where I live.
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Posted by Master Betty on October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
> wrote:
>>warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the little
>>>> >> pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my carport?
>>>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence jobs
>>>> >> and
>>>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer welcome
>>>> >> here.
>>>> >> Any other suggestions?
>>>> >> Jon
>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He borrowed a
>>>> live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he pissed all over it
>>>> while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in the piss for an hour and
>>>> then
>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of piss
>>>> around
>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method was
>>>> very
>>>> satisfying.
>>>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep the
>>neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping his damn
>>cat
>>in his *own* yard.
> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down, with
> a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking incessently at
> all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart" buggers, for over
> an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30 in the morning till
> 10:00 at night.
> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own shadow
> to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
LET'S BE FRIENDS."
AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
AND I WAITED AROUND
FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
[ Laughing ]
"HEY, BOY.
THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
WITH THOSE KNIVES."
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Posted by Stepfann King on October 31, 2009, 12:31 am
>
>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
>> wrote:
>>>warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>> >> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>> >> carport?
>>>>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>> >> jobs and
>>>>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>> >> welcome here.
>>>>> >> Any other suggestions?
>>>>> >> Jon
>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>> piss around
>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>> was very
>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>his damn cat
>>>in his *own* yard.
>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>
> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>
> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>
> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>
> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
> AND I WAITED AROUND
> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>
> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>
> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>
> [ Laughing ]
> "HEY, BOY.
>
> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
>
>
>
hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.
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>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the little
>> >> pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my carport?
>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence jobs and
>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer welcome
>> >> here.
>> >> Any other suggestions?
>> >> Jon
>> >