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Posted by Master Betty on October 31, 2009, 12:48 am
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>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
>>> wrote:
>>>>warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>>> >> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>>> >> carport?
>>>>>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>>> >> jobs and
>>>>>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>>> >> welcome here.
>>>>>> >> Any other suggestions?
>>>>>> >> Jon
>>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>>> piss around
>>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>>> was very
>>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>>Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>>the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>>his damn cat
>>>>in his *own* yard.
>>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
>> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
>> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
>> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
>> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
>> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
>> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
>> AND I WAITED AROUND
>> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
>> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
>> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
>> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>> [ Laughing ]
>> "HEY, BOY.
>> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
>> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
> hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.
It's from Slaughterhouse 5. For some reason I thought most people would
recognize that.
Jim
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Posted by The Daring Dufas on October 31, 2009, 1:19 am
Master Betty wrote:
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>>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>>>>>> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>>>>>> carport?
>>>>>>>>> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>>>>>> jobs and
>>>>>>>>> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>>>>>> welcome here.
>>>>>>>>> Any other suggestions?
>>>>>>>>> Jon
>>>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>>>> piss around
>>>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>>>> was very
>>>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>>> Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>>> http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>>> Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>>> the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>>> his damn cat
>>>>> in his *own* yard.
>>>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>>>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>>>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>>>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>>>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>>>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>>>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>>> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
>>> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
>>> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>>> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
>>> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
>>> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>>> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
>>> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
>>> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>>> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
>>> AND I WAITED AROUND
>>> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>>> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
>>> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
>>> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>>> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
>>> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>>> [ Laughing ]
>>> "HEY, BOY.
>>> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
>>> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
>> hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.
>
> It's from Slaughterhouse 5. For some reason I thought most people would
> recognize that.
>
> Jim
>
>
Loved the movie, it was the first time in a film I saw a breast used
for it's intended purpose. *snicker*
TDD
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Posted by Master Betty on October 31, 2009, 10:08 am
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> Master Betty wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>>>>>>> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>>>>>>> carport?
>>>>>>>>>> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>>>>>>> jobs and
>>>>>>>>>> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>>>>>>> welcome here.
>>>>>>>>>> Any other suggestions?
>>>>>>>>>> Jon
>>>>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>>>>> piss around
>>>>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>>>>> was very
>>>>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>>>> Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>>>> http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>>>> Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>>>> the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>>>> his damn cat
>>>>>> in his *own* yard.
>>>>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>>>>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>>>>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>>>>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>>>>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>>>>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>>>>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>>>> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
>>>> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
>>>> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>>>> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
>>>> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
>>>> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>>>> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
>>>> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
>>>> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>>>> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
>>>> AND I WAITED AROUND
>>>> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>>>> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
>>>> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
>>>> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>>>> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
>>>> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>>>> [ Laughing ]
>>>> "HEY, BOY.
>>>> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
>>>> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
>>> hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.
>> It's from Slaughterhouse 5. For some reason I thought most people would
>> recognize that.
>> Jim
> Loved the movie, it was the first time in a film I saw a breast used
> for it's intended purpose. *snicker*
> TDD
'He has always pressed it, and he always will. We always let him and we
always will let him. The moment is structured that way." (Vonnegut)
Jim
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Posted by Master Betty on October 31, 2009, 10:16 am
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> Master Betty wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:17:00 GMT, spambait@milmac.com (Doug Miller)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>>>>>>> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>>>>>>> carport?
>>>>>>>>>> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>>>>>>> jobs and
>>>>>>>>>> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>>>>>>> welcome here.
>>>>>>>>>> Any other suggestions?
>>>>>>>>>> Jon
>>>>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>>>>> piss around
>>>>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>>>>> was very
>>>>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>>>> Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>>>> http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>>>> Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>>>> the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>>>> his damn cat
>>>>>> in his *own* yard.
>>>>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>>>>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>>>>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>>>>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>>>>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>>>>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>>>>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>>>> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
>>>> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
>>>> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>>>> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
>>>> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
>>>> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>>>> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
>>>> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
>>>> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>>>> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
>>>> AND I WAITED AROUND
>>>> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>>>> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
>>>> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
>>>> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>>>> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
>>>> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>>>> [ Laughing ]
>>>> "HEY, BOY.
>>>> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
>>>> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
>>> hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.
>> It's from Slaughterhouse 5. For some reason I thought most people would
>> recognize that.
>> Jim
> Loved the movie, it was the first time in a film I saw a breast used
> for it's intended purpose. *snicker*
> TDD
Maybe Stepfann King was playing Paul Lazzaro. :-).
http://www.filmbrain.com/filmbrain/2005/08/forgotten_gems_.html
Jim
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Posted by HeyBub on November 1, 2009, 7:50 am
The Daring Dufas wrote:
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> Loved the movie, it was the first time in a film I saw a breast used
> for it's intended purpose. *snicker*
> TDD
Uh, just what do you think is the "intended purpose" of a breast?
The purpose of a breast is obviously to give men pleasure, but I suspect you
have something else in mind.
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>>> wrote:
>>>>warnerf@verizon.net wrote:
>>>>>> >> Any suggestions besides trapping and drowning or shooting the
>>>>>> >> little pieces of sh*t that poop in my garden and pee in my
>>>>>> >> carport?
>>>>>> >> I'm considering getting one of the "havahart" electric fence
>>>>>> >> jobs and
>>>>>> >> zapping them until they get the message they are no longer
>>>>>> >> welcome here.
>>>>>> >> Any other suggestions?
>>>>>> >> Jon
>>>>>> My friend used to have a problem with the neighbor's cat. He
>>>>>> borrowed a live trap from the city and caught the cat. Then he
>>>>>> pissed all over it while it was in the trap. Left it to soak in
>>>>>> the piss for an hour and then
>>>>>> let it go. Then he pissed into a bottle and sprinkled a bit of
>>>>>> piss around
>>>>>> the fence line. Cat never came back. Besides effective this method
>>>>>> was very
>>>>>> satisfying.
>>>>>Same principle. Cheap. Humane. Effective. And sanitary:
>>>>>http://www.critterbgone.com/shake_cats.asp
>>>>Explain to me why I should have to pay $14.95 plus shipping to keep
>>>>the neighbor's cat out of my yard -- instead of the neighbor keeping
>>>>his damn cat
>>>>in his *own* yard.
>>> OK, and why do I have to listen to the neighbour's (2 doors down,
>>> with a street in between) yappy Jack Russel Terriers barking
>>> incessently at all hours? Two of the little "all mouth and heart"
>>> buggers, for over an hour at a time at least 3 times a day from 6:30
>>> in the morning till 10:00 at night.
>>> My cats never bothered anybody - one was too scared of it's own
>>> shadow to even leave the back deck - and everyone picks on the cats.
>> AND I GOT THIS SPRING OUT
>> OF A CLOCK, AND I CUT THAT
>> SPRING UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
>> I STUCK IT INTO THE STEAK.
>> WAY INSIDE. I WENT TO WHERE
>> THEY HAD THAT DOG TIED UP.
>> I SAID, "HEY, BOY.
>> I'M NOT MAD. COME ON.
>> LET'S BE FRIENDS."
>> AND I THREW HIM THE STEAK,
>> AND I WAITED AROUND
>> FOR AROUND TEN MINUTES.
>> AND HE STARTED CRYIN',
>> AND THE BLOOD SPILLED
>> OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
>> HE TRIED TO CHEW OUT
>> HIS OWN INSIDES, AND I SAID,
>> [ Laughing ]
>> "HEY, BOY.
>> THAT'S ME INSIDE THERE
>> WITH THOSE KNIVES."
> hey, asshole. Next time YOU eat that steak.