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Posted by Steveo on July 29, 2005, 1:34 am
> Dear group,
>
> Please forgive my husband Doggie for this recent rash of posts regarding
> his hatred for animals, and dogs in particular.
>
> You see, he can't really help himself. Ever since he was a child he's
> held a distinct resentment against dogs due to the fact that his parents
> (god rest their christian souls) kept him tied up under the front porch.
>
> You can only imagine how hard it's been for Doggie all these years to
> not hate dogs when he's always believed himself to be some sort of
> mutant doganoid, eating dog chow, treating on pig ears, and humping
> every leg he gets close to. My how the little fella loves those pig
> ears, he does.
>
> So I humbly plead with you all to take pity on my Doggie and ignore his
> rantings. Just throw him a bone now and then and remember, even though
> he thinks he's a mutt he still can't lick his own balls. God knows he
> tries! In fact if you'll take the time to review this pic of Doggie
> you'll see the lengths at which I have to go to restrain most of the
> time.
>
> http://www.suprmchaos.com/0604-md-jesse-cone.jpg
>
> I really believe that this inordinate desire of Doggie's to suck himself
> off 'coupled' with the fact that he can't, just drives him near to
> insanity. I believe with all my heart that this jealousy of his towards
> them is what causes him to hate animals so much.
>
> Thanks for your understanding and may god bless you.
>
> Sincerely, Mrs Kanter
>
I created a newsgroup for one of my leg humping dogies. We're cross posting
to it now for our convenience. :)
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