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Posted by mm on April 21, 2007, 12:27 am
On 20 Apr 2007 15:57:36 -0700, sonofabitchsky@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On 20 Apr 2007 11:43:05 -0700, sonofabitch...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>> >> K........what about here?
>>
>> >>http://www.thermalmd.com/bathrooms.html
>>
>> >Can I purchase products from you and install them myself? We do not
>> >retail any products
>> >for purchase, our products are sold exclusively in conjunction with
>> >our installation.
>>
>> >Thanks. It looks like many of these places only want to install a
>> >complete shower and not sell accessories. Stinks.
>>
>> This sort of reminds me of Easy Rider, I think it was. Give me a
>> shower with shampoo holder, and hold the tub, hold the shower, hold
>> the side and hold the ends.
>
>I think it was 5 Easy Pieces maybe. Great scene.
At least I knew it was Easy!
BTW, you have an incredible memory!
> BOBBY
> Wait, I've made up my mind. I want
> a plain omelette, forget the
> tomatoes, don't put potatoes on the
> plate, and give me a side of wheat
> toast and a cup of coffee.
>
> WAITRESS
> I'm sorry, we don't have side
> orders of toast. I can give you an
> English muffin or a coffee roll.
>
> BOBBY
> What do you mean, you don't have
> side orders of toast? You make
> sandwiches, don't you?
>
> WAITRESS
> Would you like to talk to the
> manager?
>
> PALM
> Hey, mack!
>
> BOBBY
> (to Palm)
> Shut up.
> (to the waitress)
> You have bread, don't you, and a
> toaster of some kind?
>
> WAITRESS
> I don't make the rules.
>
> BOBBY
> Okay, I'll make it as easy for you
> as I can. Give me an omelette,
> plain, and a chicken salad sandwich
> on wheat toast -- no butter, no
> mayonnaise, no lettuce -- and a cup
> of coffee.
>
>She begins writing down his order, repeating it
>sarcastically:
>
> WAITRESS
> One Number Two, and a chicken sal
> san -- hold the butter, the mayo,
> the lettuce -- and a cup of
> coffee... Anything else?
>
> BOBBY
> Now all you have to do is hold the
> chicken, bring me the toast, charge
> me for the sandwich, and you
> haven't broken any rules.
>
> WAITRESS
> (challenging him)
> You want me to hold the chicken.
>
> BOBBY
> Yeah. I want you to hold it between
> your knees.
>
>The other three laugh, and the waitress points to a
>"Right to Refuse" sign above the counter.
>
> WAITRESS
> You see that sign, sir?!
>
>Bobby glances over at it, then back to her.
>
> WAITRESS (CONT'D)
> You'll all have to leave, I'm not
> taking any more of your smartness
> and your sarcasm!
>
>He smiles politely at her, then:
>
> BOBBY
> You see this sign?
>
>He reaches his arm out and "clears" the table for
>her.
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