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Posted by hallerb@aol.com on May 31, 2006, 2:43 pm
Phil Munro wrote:
> Yes, but mix the oil with water and some ice before you drink it.
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> MP wrote:
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> > Sounds like you're on top of things!
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> >
> >>I just bought my first car. My mother said that since I am 45 years
> >>old, it's time I learn to drive, and she said she is tired of driving
> >>me around, and when I turn 50, I must get my own apartment so I wont
> >>have her to drive me anymore. This angered me, but I bought a car
> >>just to please her. When I got the car at Smittys Used Cars, the
> >>salesmen told me to check the oil everytime I buy gas. I just bought
> >>$5 of gas and went to check the oil. I could not figure out how or
> >>where there's oil, or why there is oil. Then I could not figure out
> >>who to make the check out to. I asked the clerk in the PDQ where to
> >>find the oil and she told me it's in the back of the store. I found
> >>it, and there were black, yellow, red and green bottles. My car is
> >>red so I bought a red bottle since thats for red cars. I gave her the
> >>check for the oil so I guess I checked my oil. What puzzles me, is
> >>what to do with that bottle of oil? Usually I'd ask mother, but she
> >>is out with Bill. That's her new boyfriend. So what do I do with
> >>that bottle? I guess I am supposed to drink it but do I need to mix
> >>it with anything? One other thing. I had a nice policeman ask me
> >>where my license plates are. He said they should be on the car. I
> >>told him to call Smitty and gave him Smittys card. Then he wanted
> >>anothr license called a driver license. He gave me a piece of paper
> >>and told me to ask the judge. I am going to a cat show next weekend
> >>and there will be a judge there. I will ask him.
Interestingly I have some friends that are nearly as clueless as your
Joke.
Old girl friend my best friends daughter turns 40 this july. she lives
for free with her parents, pays no board and still managed to go
bankrupt..Her dad bought her her car and she is paying him 20 bucks a
week
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