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How to measure gas pressure oggtiutb 07-16-2005
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Posted by on July 16, 2005, 2:07 am


I would like to measure my gas pressure. I bought a pressure gauge
that goes from zero to 100 lbs. Now how do I attach it to my asshole?
I want accurate readings without any gas escaping past the point where
the gauge connectors meet with my butt. By the way, is 100lbs
adaquate? I plan to eat a whole #10 can of beans.


Posted by G Henslee on July 16, 2005, 5:50 am


oggtiutb@hotmail.com wrote:
> I would like to measure my gas pressure.


Hi, troll from p-252.newsdawg.com

Whatcha say we give you about a 3.7 for this one...

You were just about to fall off of the troll-meter. You made a slight
came back with this one.


Posted by Dr. Hardcrab on July 16, 2005, 11:21 am



>I would like to measure my gas pressure. I bought a pressure gauge
> that goes from zero to 100 lbs. Now how do I attach it to my asshole?
> I want accurate readings without any gas escaping past the point where
> the gauge connectors meet with my butt. By the way, is 100lbs
> adaquate? I plan to eat a whole #10 can of beans.

I don't think you could ever get a proper seal because your anus is so
loose. Your readings would be way off.

To each his own on your "lifestyle", but I think God made your butt an exit,
not an entrance.




Posted by Yeung Fun Ho on July 16, 2005, 9:33 pm



>oggtiutb@hotmail.com> wrote
>I would like to measure my gas pressure. I bought a pressure gauge
> that goes from zero to 100 lbs. Now how do I attach it to my asshole?
> I want accurate readings without any gas escaping past the point where
> the gauge connectors meet with my butt. By the way, is 100lbs
> adaquate? I plan to eat a whole #10 can of beans.


you could also use it to measure your IQ

the gauge goes up to 100, that will be way more than necessary, pea brain




Posted by Stormin Mormon on July 17, 2005, 1:23 am


Use a larger adaptor, and plenty of teflon tape.

Shoulda got the 0 to 500 PSI model. Well, the lower pressure one you can
duct tape to the front of your body. Then drink a keg of beer.

--

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
www.mormons.com


I would like to measure my gas pressure. I bought a pressure gauge
that goes from zero to 100 lbs. Now how do I attach it to my asshole?
I want accurate readings without any gas escaping past the point where
the gauge connectors meet with my butt. By the way, is 100lbs
adaquate? I plan to eat a whole #10 can of beans.




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