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How to repair dino - damage? Gerard Mindstep 07-30-2006
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Posted by Gerard Mindstep on July 30, 2006, 11:56 am
A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.

How can I repair my house now?

What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?


Posted by Tony Hwang on July 30, 2006, 12:03 pm
Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?
>
ABANDON house!

Posted by Willshak on July 30, 2006, 12:29 pm
Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?
>
>

You can repair your house just like with any other damage. Before
starting the repair, get some "Dino-B-Gone" repellant and spray your
whole property with it, so that the dinos don't come around and redamage
your house. I have used it for the entire 20 years I have lived here and
I can tell you that I have never seen a dinosaur on my property in all
that time, so it works pretty good. You have to re-apply every year though.

--
Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To Email, remove the double zeroes after 'at'

Posted by bryanska on July 30, 2006, 1:13 pm

> You can repair your house just like with any other damage. Before
> starting the repair, get some "Dino-B-Gone" repellant and spray your
> whole property with it, so that the dinos don't come around and redamage
> your house. I have used it for the entire 20 years I have lived here and
> I can tell you that I have never seen a dinosaur on my property in all
> that time, so it works pretty good. You have to re-apply every year though.

Bull. I've been in the business for a LONG time and have yet to see
that stuff work.


Posted by buffalobill on July 30, 2006, 6:23 pm
try frank's hot sauce as an inexpensive repellent. but it does attract
chicken wings... :)


Gerard Mindstep wrote:
> A T-Rex ate a piece of my house and then several
> Velociraptors pissed and pooped in it.
>
> How can I repair my house now?
>
> What do you do in case of dinosaur attacks?


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