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Posted by b on April 9, 2007, 8:48 pm
Sitre Magana wrote:
> I GOT CABLE ONE DAY AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH AND I
> WATCHED MTV FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS THEN I GOT A BOWLING BALL AND THREW IT
> THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TOOK THE BOWLING BALL AND BROKE THE CIRCUIT
> BOARD AND BROKE THE CABINET. I CALLED MY CABLE COMPANY AND TOLD THEM
> THAT I AM CANCELING SERVICE AND THEY ASKED ME WHY I AM CANCELLING AND
> I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD BETTER NOT RECEIVE ANOTHER BILL FROM THEM. I
> FILLED UP THE SPACE WHERE MY TV ONCE UP WITH OREOS AND TWINKIES.
>
> THEN ONE DAY I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GALLON OF VANILLA ICE
> CREAM AND I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF
> TEENAGERS. I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MORMONS BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY
> WERE FROM DISH NETWORK AND THEY WANTED TO OFFER ME SATELLITE TV.
>
> I TOLD THEM TO HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE I GET MY CHECKBOOK. I SHUT THE
> DOOR AND TOOK A SHIT IN MY LEFT HAND AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND
> PROPELLED A LOG OF DOOK IN ONE OF THE SALESMAN'S FACES AND I TOLD THEM
> THAT IF THEY CAME BACK I WAS GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES.
(sigh) sounds like the american way - use of gratuitous force and
violence. And spam.
-B.
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