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Posted by Sev on August 6, 2006, 6:45 pm
moron@yourgovernment.gov wrote:
> Something to contemplate . . . . . .
>
> This is a top secret government research project, costing millions of
> tax dollars.
>
> If a tree falls on your head in the forest, will you hear it?
No, because it's a stealth tree. This is the whole idea.
Microprocessors in the tree direct it when to fall, for example, if an
Islamofascist terrorist is walking by. The next phase of the project
involves adapting various species of tree to grow in the Arabian
deserts. A logging subsidiary of Haliburton would then have rights to
the wood, which will be sold, with massive Federal subsidies, at HD and
Lowes as anti-terrorist lumber. The director of the project is Dr.
Y.T. Daw (Your Tax Dollars At Work).
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