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Posted by LouB on April 29, 2008, 2:49 pm
aspasia wrote:
> Here's a cute joke to lighten up the discourse. We all need
> a good laff once in a while!
>
> Aspasia
>
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>
> A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
> the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
> wedding. 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what
> type and color are you looking for?' The bride to be said: 'A long
> frilly white dress with a veil.' The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then
> said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature
> is considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the
> first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I
> mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?' 'Well,' replied the c
> ustomer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you
> that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not,
> despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
> You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as
> we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into
> such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we
> had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
> again.' 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
> 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for four
> years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
> going to be, but nothing ever happened. And now I'm marrying a
> Republican so I KNOW I'm going to get screwed!"
LOL Thanks
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