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Posted by Joe on October 7, 2009, 1:41 pm
> HeyBub wrote:
>> "[LAKELAND, Fla.] The search continues in Polk County for five
>> raccoons that viciously attacked a [75-year old] woman near the front
>> door of her Lakeland home Saturday."
>> Money quote:
>> "They're basically little bears on crack..."
>> http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20091006/NEWS06/91006011/
> The thing people need to remember about raccoons is the little bastards
> don't back down. Just one of them was entirely prepared to go through me
> to get to the cat food on our back porch (and I ain't exactly petite), so
> I can see five of them being able to take someone to the ground. I was
> going to whomp it with a shovel (figuring the Mossberg would just have
> aroused law-enforcement interest) but my wife got it to go away by
> squirting it with a water pistol--apparently getting wet was more
> objectionable than fighting something ten times its size. Dames, always
> spoiling the fun.
So... what you're saying is you wouldn't shoot it but the wife would?
Dayum, you got a keeper!
:-)
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> raccoons that viciously attacked a [75-year old] woman near the front
> door of her Lakeland home Saturday."
> Money quote:
> "They're basically little bears on crack..."
> http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20091006/NEWS06/91006011/