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Posted by Dean Hoffman on October 16, 2007, 8:40 am
rjtool@toolupgradecenter.com wrote:
> October 15, 2007
>
> OFFICIAL NOTICE:
>
> Just announced. As of this date, everyone who uses socket sets must
> upgrade their set. This is required for all socket set brands
> manufactured prior to October 15, 2007. This includes both SAE and
> Metric sets. Without this upgrade, your sockets will no longer fit
> nuts and bolts. It's easy to upgrade. You can download your upgrade
> in minutes by going to: www.toolupgradecenter.com/sockets. You can
> pay online with any major credit card. The cost is only $29.95 per
> socket set, payable to "Tool Upgrade Center". Once the download is
> complete, simply plug your socket set adaptor into any USB 2.0 port
> and click ENTER. That's all there is to it. Your socket tools will
> perform three to five times faster than before, will turn using your
> computer and mouse, and will be compatible with all machines currently
> manufactured. Your socket set will continue to work on older
> machinery and your upgrade is downward compatible.
>
> Once on our website, you can pre-upgrade your hammers if you choose to
> do so now. All hammers will require an upgrade on November 1, 2007 or
> they will no longer be compatible with any nails. Your upgrade will
> make your hammer perform up to ten times faster, and will allow
> automated hammering from your keyboard, using your up and down arrow
> keys. Upgrading is easy, and you can download your upgrade in
> minutes. Simply go to: www.toolupgradecenter.com/hammers. The cost
> on November 1, 2007 will be $29.95 per hammer, but if you upgrade
> prior to that date, and combine your upgrade with your socket set
> upgrade, the cost is only $19.95 per hammer, a huge savings of $10.
> Upgrade today.
>
> * System Requirements - Online upgrades require Microsoft Windows
> 98se, ME, 2K, XP or Vista, a pentium III or higher with at least
> 256megs ram, 22gigs of hard drive space, CDrom, and a USB 2.0 port
> with tool adaptor, and a registered copy of any version of Microsoft
> Office.
>
> Tool Upgrade Center
> www.toolupgradecenter.com/home
>
> Yours Truely
>
> Robert J. Tool (Company President)
>
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> Please forward this important message to all your friends and
> neighbors. Our goal is to upgrade all socket sets and hammers by the
> end of 2007.
What will this do for farmers? If something can't be fixed with
vise grips, pliers, or a crescent wrench it's not worth fixing.
Dean
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