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Posted by larry on March 29, 2008, 12:14 pm
Blattus Slafaly 0/00 ? ? ? wrote:
> Duff wrote:
>
>> Actually the nipple rings are used to bypass airport security thanks
>> to incompetency of TSA
>> Before the evening flight on Airbus flight 911 with 853 seats, the
>> woman and her companion removed her large 44D saline implants and
>> packed the space with C-4 plastic explosives and detonators. To get
>> through security, she installed gold plated steel nipple rings that
>> were sure to set off the devices controlling access to the TSA
>> monitored security area.
>>
>> Buzzer alarms went off when she walked through security The hand held
>> wand device was used to detect the metal in her chest area. She
>> explained that the nipple rings were the source of the problem and
>> that they were not possible to be removed. The female TSA employee
>> requested she step into the nearby curtained area and reveal the rings
>> for verification. Upon verification she was allowed to leave
>> security and boarded her flight to New York's largest airport. The
>> boarding ticket showed her seat to be 535D, which was directly over
>> the mid ship fuel tank.
>>
>> Once the seat belt light went out she layed down on her stomach in the
>> small area in front of her seat and pressed the ignition button
>> implanted in her left breast.
>> 853 souls perished at 32,000 feet.
>>
>>
> I never knew stupidity was a disease that was spreading through the
> airline security halls.
>
Did they take a piece of wire and connect the two metal
contacts to see if she exploded?
Just the rush of power you get when you give someone a
badge. Been a long while since anyone accused anyone from
the guminent of having any common sense. Wait a minute, we
elect these jerks. Oh well, we have the best government we
could buy.
-- larry / dallas
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