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OT -- Church Key Origin? The Ranger 05-11-2008
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Posted by The Ranger on May 12, 2008, 12:41 am
> I was trying to be [..] polite. [..]

I wasn't [trying to be polite or humorous]. You're a legend in
your own mind.

I expected your vapidly droll noise.

The Ranger



Posted by Doug Miller on May 13, 2008, 7:48 pm
>> I was trying to be [..] polite. [..]
>
>I wasn't [trying to be polite or humorous]. You're a legend in
>your own mind.
>
>I expected your vapidly droll noise.

Be that as it may, he's right.

Posted by The Ranger on May 13, 2008, 9:31 pm
[major snippage]
> Be that as it may, he's right.

Be that as it may, he wasn't right, humorous, or polite.

The Ranger



Posted by Wayne Boatwright on May 12, 2008, 12:44 am
On Sun 11 May 2008 08:46:38p, Smitty Two told us...

>
>> My daughter-units were using our church key to open several
>> bottles of soda today. Daughter-unit Alpha was really intrigued
>> by it -- the design, functionality, everything about it -- and
>> asked me why it was called a "church key." I hated to admit
>> it... But I didn't have an answer. Gooja didn't help narrow
>> down that bit of trivia.
>>
>> Why is it called a church key?
>>
>> Many thanks.
>>
>> The Ranger
>
> Yer gooja must be broken. Mine works.
>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchkey

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Posted by cw on May 12, 2008, 12:01 am

> My daughter-units were using our church key to open several
> bottles of soda today. Daughter-unit Alpha was really intrigued
> by it -- the design, functionality, everything about it -- and
> asked me why it was called a "church key." I hated to admit
> it... But I didn't have an answer. Gooja didn't help narrow
> down that bit of trivia.
>
> Why is it called a church key?
>
> Many thanks.
>
> The Ranger

Wikipedia (you could look it up too) says:

> There is sparse, and often contradictory, documentation as to the origin of
> the term "Church Key", though most agree the phrase is a sarcastic euphemism,
> as the opener was obviously designed to access beer, and not churches.
> One explanation for the term "Church Key" lends its origin an almost mythic
> significance; in Medieval Europe, monks and nobility were the only brewers.
> Lagering cellars in the monasteries were locked, as the monks guarded the
> secrets to their craft. The monks carried keys to these lagering cellars on
> their cinch, or belt. It may have been this key from which the "Church Key"
> opener got its name.

cw in mi

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