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Posted by Al Bundy on November 5, 2006, 5:15 pm
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>>
>> I am playing with my new toys, oven, cooktop and most of all
>> dishwasher.
>>
>> My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
>> everything she owns on that cycle.
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>> I'll do some baking just so I can wash more dishes yeah yeah yeah
>
> Heh! That's the selling point for dishwashers. Originally, sales were
> almost nil; it turned out most women ENJOYED washing dishes! So the
> manufacturers started hyping the sterilizing capability of their
> machines. Turns out, housewives valued cleanliness more than the fun
> of hand-washing dishes.*
>
> Of course the fact that no one in recorded history has ever fallen ill
> from a poorly washed dish is an irrelevant factoid.
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> *Females are naturally cleanliness-oriented. Ask a woman to describe a
> "sensuous" experience and on her list will be a bubble-bath, with
> candles, soft music. Ask a man, and he'll say a week in a hunting
> lodge with no shower, no shaving, no change of clothes, and
> uninhibited farting. Women just naturally appreciate clean; men are
> just naturally natural.
>
>
>
> uninhibited farting.
The kind that even smell rotton to themselves. Dems da best :-)
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