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Posted by Proctologically Violated©® on April 10, 2007, 12:08 pm
Oh, another quick thought, on the mentality of the marketers:
They don't even understand the basic utility of their own effing tool, for
drywall--or don't effing care.
If they did, instead of all the crap they stick in that suitcase-sized
carrying case--about the same size as Bosch's top of the line SDS-max rotary
hammer, at $549, a killer of a tool, bruh's--
Instead of all that crap, how bout a *usable* circle cutter, and router-like
TEMPLATES, dudes, for typical drywall cutouts--4,6" lighting cutouts, 2x4,
4x4 boxes, octagonals, etc. In fact, a templete for lighting cutouts would
obviate the circle cutter, in large measure--uh oh....
Nowhere, in the morass of of disjointed (and imo insulting) papers is there
even a mention of templates, that I could readily find.
Which says that the Marketers, in their boardroom meetings, *NEVER had any
intention for the rotozip to be used/taken seriously*.
As long as you bought the goddamm suitcase, and held on to it *just long
enough* so that it was no longer returnable.
I believe they dumped their inventory about a year ago, and you won't be
seeing dat shit until the next plucking.
Sheeit, iffin you can time the lemmings' march to the sea, you can eat good,
with minimal effort, for the next year.
xmas, in this case, I spose.
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Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
all d'numbuhs
> As Party Nominee of the IPPVM (Independent Party of the Proctologically
> Violated (M)asses), I guess I won't be counting on your vote in '08, eh?
> <sigh>
>
> And, gee, *I* was tryna keep it clean, mostly fer Harold.....
>
> Sheep?????? Goodgawd....
>
> But are you suggesting I stfu so's whatever Highlander is furiously
> thrusting away on me can concentrate a little better, with less said
> distraction???
> Man, I should be carrying a goddamm whistle and Mace!
>
> And, you missed much of the point.
>
> OK, I omitted the sheetrock utility, which is a very valid point.
> And by consensus here, apparently the only valid point.
> And, I suspect, where that rotozip came from to begin with.
>
> And I didn't make the shoplifter connection, altho I think this is is
> quite secondary to the primary mission of fleecing the Great American
> Pubic.
>
> All of which doesn't change the, uh, thrust of the above, said fleecing.
> God forbid the rotozip should be honestly marketed as a functional drywall
> tool.
> God forbid.
>
> But, sheeeiit, there are 300,000,000 all-consuming drunkards weaving thru
> the shopping malls of Merka, and frenetically clicking between HSM and
> QVC, all of whom have $100 bills flapping out of their back pockets.
>
> Might as well pluck'em, eh?
>
> ALSO:
>
> Most who protesteth loudest over my PV shtick are perhaps the most
> unwitting Members of the IPPVM.
>
> To wit, the Law of the PV'd:
>
> EVERY working stiff is an unwitting member of
> IPPVM.
>
> The only escapees are
> 1. Those who are actually doing the PV'ing.
> And they pay me absolutely no mind, mostly because they are too busy
> laughing hysterically in their board meetings, whilst strategizing the
> details of Global PV, laughing to and fro the bank, and washing themselves
> off at the sink--or even better, making US wash them off when they're
> done--orally, if possible.
> 2. Those who are not PV'ing anyone explicitly, by being able to live
> strictly off the interest of their investments.
> Which, btw, from grand PV pov, is still an indirect PV, but dats
> another story....
> 3. Retirees, with enough to live on--for now.
>
> The rest of us, esp. the young (most of whom will likely *never* be able
> to leave their parents' homes), better get skilled in dumpster diving.
> Buy yer pickup truck *now*.
> And a shotgun.
> Practice DD'g fer tools, wood, n' metal'shit, so's when it comes time to
> DD fer FOOD, yer all well-practiced.
>
> Hey, but the volume calculation ditty was pretty neat shtick, eh?
> --
> ------
> Mr. P.V.'d (formerly Droll Troll), Yonkers, NY
>
> Stop Corruption in Congress & Send the Ultimate Message:
> Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
> Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
> to Materially Improve Your Family's Life.
> The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!
>
> entropic3.14decay at optonline2.718 dot net; remove pi and e to reply--ie,
> all d'numbuhs
>
>> On Mon, 9 Apr 2007 23:45:03 -0400, "Proctologically Violated©®"
>>
>>
>>>
>>>The only use I see for this over-hyped crap is as a grinder heftier than
>>>a
>>>Dremel, but not as hefty as a true die grinder.
>>
>> It does jobs it was designed to do better than anything else
>> available. If it doesn't do what you need to do then you are free
>> to walk away from it and leave it alone. Your inability to
>> understand its value does not make it an abomination or a fleecing
>> because you are quite free not to buy one -- and in fact you did not
>> buy it so your ox has not been gored by your foolishly having
>> purchased a tool for which you have no use nor ability to use
>> productively.
>>
>> You seem to persistently proclaim proctological violation enough to
>> suggest that perhaps you invite it and enjoy it or at least enjoy
>> bleating about it. If you don't enjoy and invite you might consider
>> presenting less of a vertical smile with spread-cheeks invitation --
>> and less bleating about eager and vigorous responses to your
>> invitations might be appreciated.
>>
>> Ask any Highlander. Screwing a sheep serves a need though the bloody
>> bleating can be distracting and a bit tedious...
>>
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