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Posted by Oren on February 10, 2007, 3:13 pm
On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:42:31 -0600, Gerry Atrick
>Due to the off topic message recently posted to this newsgroup
>entitled "Buy cheap viagra online". This caution message is in order.
>NEVER TAKE VIAGRA WHEN OPERATING A POWER SAW.
>
>For example, Joe Blow was remodeling his home on a warm summer day.
>He knew his hot sexy wife would be coming home from work in less than
>an hour and was prepared to "nail her". He finished nailing a piece
>of siding to his house and went inside and took a Viagra tablet, and
>came back outside to continue his work until his lover arrived. He
>placed an 8 foot 2x4 stud across his saw horses and grabbed his Skil 7
>1/4" circular saw, intending to remove a few inches from that stud.
>Just as he squeezed the trigger on the saw, and placed it against the
>timber, he got a huge erection. He pushed the spinning saw forward.
>He let out a horrible scream that could be heard for miles. As it
>turns out, old Joe did remove a few inches from the stud, just the
>WRONG STUD.
>
>Poor old Joe was never the same man after that terrible day. He could
>no longer satisfy his long time lover, and she soon left him for
>another man (who had the proper tools in his toolbox to satisfy her
>needs). Joe was alone, and a very lonely man who in many ways did not
>fit the word "man" any longer. Joe spent the rest of his life seeking
>other women, and at one point even tried to find a gay man to satisfy
>his urges, but he never succeeded. In utter frustration, Joe Blow
>blew out his brains with his shotgun, ended his own life and was
>buried days later. His tombstone still reads "Here lies Joe Blow -
>All he could do was Blow".
>
>Yes indeed, this is a very sad story, but this COULD be YOU, if you
>take your Viagra while operating a power saw. Heed this warning, your
>studliness is in danger......
An never work around Lorena Bobbitt's house.
--
Oren
"Well, it doesn't happen all the time, but when it happens, it happens
constantly."
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