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Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard footballrover 02-21-2008
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Posted by jJim McLaughlin on February 21, 2008, 10:03 am
footballrover@hotmail.com wrote:

Some village is missing its idiot.

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Posted by on February 21, 2008, 10:40 am
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:27:59 -0600, footballrover@hotmail.com wrote:

>I have Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard. One smashed a window in
>my house after ripping off my rain gutter. Another put a large dent
>in the roof of my car. I think there's one stuck in my roof too.
>They did not say the pieces would damage our property after they blew
>that satellite thing up. Who do I sue? I'm going to get an attorney
>today.

You would make more money trolling these parts on Ebay

Posted by nick hull on February 22, 2008, 12:50 pm
gfretwell@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:27:59 -0600, footballrover@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >I have Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard. One smashed a window in
> >my house after ripping off my rain gutter. Another put a large dent
> >in the roof of my car. I think there's one stuck in my roof too.
> >They did not say the pieces would damage our property after they blew
> >that satellite thing up. Who do I sue? I'm going to get an attorney
> >today.
>
> You would make more money trolling these parts on Ebay

There's probably enough satellite parts on ebay to build 10 satellites ;)

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Posted by Patriot Games on February 21, 2008, 12:11 pm
>I have Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard. One smashed a window in
> my house after ripping off my rain gutter. Another put a large dent
> in the roof of my car. I think there's one stuck in my roof too.
> They did not say the pieces would damage our property after they blew
> that satellite thing up. Who do I sue?

Your parents. Its their fault you're such a screw up.

> I'm going to get an attorney today.

Hitlary will have some spare time in about two weeks.......


Posted by DGDevin on February 21, 2008, 2:03 pm


>I have Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard. One smashed a window in
> my house after ripping off my rain gutter. Another put a large dent
> in the roof of my car. I think there's one stuck in my roof too.
> They did not say the pieces would damage our property after they blew
> that satellite thing up. Who do I sue? I'm going to get an attorney
> today.

That was a govt. spy satellite, so now you're in possession of pieces of top
secret govt. technology, they're probably on their way to pick you up right
now and you'll spend the rest of your life in a cell in Guantanamo Bay. You
should just have asked how to fix the gutter, window and roof, but no, you
had to make noises about hiring a lawyer....



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