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Posted by Gordon Burditt on February 22, 2008, 7:25 pm
>> I have Satellite Pieces Falling in my Yard. One smashed a window in
>> my house after ripping off my rain gutter. Another put a large dent
>> in the roof of my car. I think there's one stuck in my roof too.
>> They did not say the pieces would damage our property after they blew
>> that satellite thing up. Who do I sue? I'm going to get an attorney
>> today.
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>I'm often dismissive of conspiracy theories but I think that those
>satellite pieces are in fact part of the satellite Bush used to
>mastermind--yeah, I wrote Bush and mastermind in the same sentence--
>the 9-11 attacks. The satellite that the military shot down had a
>giant magnifying glass used to burn down the WTC buildings.
No, it contained the missing Al Gore ballots from Florida. If they
come down in Antarctica they will melt the entire ice cap.
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