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Posted by Al Bundy on July 26, 2006, 11:08 pm
FrugalTips@gmail.com wrote in news:1153959829.068315.58710
@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home SALE
>
> Jam Packed With Tips and Techniques!!
> Get Organized Now!
>
> Due to the tremendous success of this helpful resource,
If such a success, why pimp it on newsgroups?
> we are running a special sale price for it!
Oh wow. A special price. I Must pay attention.
> Be one of the
> thousands who are learning how to organize their home
Hide their shit
> using this ebook, The Essential Guide to Organizing
> Your Home.
>
> Unless you have some magical powers like Mary Poppins, you
> know that cleaning and organizing your home can be a
> daunting task.
especially whey you only do it once every leap year.
> With The Essential Guide To Organizing Your
> Home, that task will become much easier. Inside
How can a computer document have a dimensional "inside"???
> you will
> find practical tips and techniques to rid every room in
> your house of clutter and keep it that way.
It's called turn off the damn TV and throw out all that useless shit "you
might need someday".
>
> Do you shudder when you think of people coming over to
> visit unannounced?
You are a pig.
> Do you panic when you get a message on
> your answering machine that family is coming-and they left
> 4 hours ago (and it's a 5 hour trip)?
You are ashamed of yourself because you are a slob.
> Do you try to "clean"
> before your cleaning lady comes?
If you have a cleaning lady and the place is still a mess what exactly
does she do?
> Can you not afford a
> cleaning lady and try to do it yourself,
Wouldn't try. Too lazy to do it in the first place.
> ending up
> discouraged, frustrated, and thinking it's just impossible?
It is because you are lazy and have been living like a slob so long.
> The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home is your
> solution. Now you can dive right in with this easy to
"dive right in"....Acme book of sucker sales lines.
> follow, room by room guide to a clean and organized home.
>
> The Essential Guide To Organizing Your Home is the ultimate
> guide to maintaining a clutter free home.
Again, just throw shit out!
> Order your copy
> today and get organized now!
more Acme book of sucker sales lines.
>
> http://www.ImAFrikkinSlob.com
>
>
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