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Posted by badgolferman on July 28, 2005, 6:37 am
kellyw@sampson.com, 7/28/2005, 12:56:35 AM, wrote:
> I kept hearing about women getting silicone implants so I went and
> bought two 10.1oz tubes of 100% pure silicone caulk (clear). I have
> never been satisfied with my birth given 8 inch penis, so I stuck both
> of those tubes in my penis and pumped in all the contents from both
> tubes. I was highly impressed with my new 18 inch long, three inch
> thick penis, and the women loved it.
>
> However, there is a big problem. I have been unable to piss since I
> inserted the caulk about a week ago. I finally went to the doctor and
> he said that they are going to have to remove my penis or else my
> bladder and kidneys will burst and I will die.
>
> My life is devastated and ruined. All because of two $4.99 tubes of
> silicone caulk. I think it's time for a major lawsuit against the
> manufacturer of the caulk.
This is easy to fix. Poke a few holes with an ice pick all around your
thing and squirt the silicone out like you would if popping a zit.
--
"I miss. I miss. I miss. I make."
Seve Ballesteros describing his four-putt at Augusta's No. 16 in 1988.
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