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There's NO Fire !!!!! maradcliff 09-17-2006
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Posted by Steve B on September 17, 2006, 12:15 pm

>I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
> The light is TURNED ON.
> It's NOT BURNING....
>
> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
> told him his porch light was burning.
> Mark

Is your refrigerator running?

Well, you better go chase it.

Steve



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Posted by on September 18, 2006, 12:25 am
On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:15:50 -0700, "Steve B"

>
>>I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>>
>> The light is TURNED ON.
>> It's NOT BURNING....
>>
>> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
>> told him his porch light was burning.
>> Mark
>
>Is your refrigerator running?
>
>Well, you better go chase it.
>
>Steve
>

This just isn't my day. I went to the fridge to get a beer and found
the fridge was running. I chased it for several miles but it got
away. I finally got back home and found the toilet was running.
Chased that damn thing for over an hour and got all muddy in the
process, but never caught the toilet. Got back home and wanted to
take a bath. Guess what, the tub was running. I let it run, the hell
with it. Thank God beds dont run..... Goodnight !!!!


Posted by grg2006 on September 17, 2006, 12:44 pm
maradcliff@UNLISTED.com wrote in

> I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
> The light is TURNED ON.
> It's NOT BURNING....
>
> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
> told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
> donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
> people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
> it was burning there would be flames.
>
> Mark
>

Come here and I'll whip your ass and make it burn.
bwa-hahahahahahahaaaaa

Posted by Jim Yanik on September 17, 2006, 1:42 pm
maradcliff@UNLISTED.com wrote in

> I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
> The light is TURNED ON.
> It's NOT BURNING....
>
> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
> told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
> donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
> people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
> it was burning there would be flames.
>
> Mark
>

Watch a charcoal grill in action;the coals -burn-,yet there is no flame.
Rust is slow-burning iron.VERY slow.

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Posted by Mark Lloyd on September 17, 2006, 2:57 pm
On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:12:17 -0500, maradcliff@UNLISTED.com wrote:

>I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
>The light is TURNED ON.
>It's NOT BURNING....
>

I used to have a relative who always said lights were burning (I
especially remember this with old holiday lights). It sounded strange.

>I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
>told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
>donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
>people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
>it was burning there would be flames.
>

And the sun isn't burning either (for one thing it couldn't be,
without any oxygen).

Something else that isn't burning: spicy food.

>Mark
--
99 days until the winter solstice celebration

Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"How could you ask be to believe in God when there's
absolutely no evidence that I can see?" -- Jodie Foster

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