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There's NO Fire !!!!! maradcliff 09-17-2006
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Posted by Steve B on September 18, 2006, 1:51 am

>
> You never burned your fingers on a HOT PEPPER?
> I got 3rd degree burns..... LOL.
>

A friend at a plant I worked at had a problem. There was a fridge where
everyone could put their lunch. Someone was digging in the lunches, and
taking sips out of other's soda bottles.

He put some Scotch Bonnet pepper around the lip of a soda bottle and put it
in the fridge. Later that day, the culprit actually had blisters on his
lips.

He also got a free can of Whupass.

Steve



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Posted by Rich256 on September 17, 2006, 6:03 pm
maradcliff@UNLISTED.com wrote:
> I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
> The light is TURNED ON.
> It's NOT BURNING....
>
> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
> told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
> donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
> people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
> it was burning there would be flames.
>
> Mark

And

Engines are "running" (what are they doing?).

People are "flying"

etc, etc.


And now that it has been found that a light bulb is a "dark Sucker" so I
suppose we should say the bulb is "sucking".

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/science/darksucker.html

Posted by Mark Lloyd on September 17, 2006, 7:50 pm

>maradcliff@UNLISTED.com wrote:
>> I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>>
>> The light is TURNED ON.
>> It's NOT BURNING....
>>
>> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
>> told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
>> donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
>> people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
>> it was burning there would be flames.
>>
>> Mark
>
>And
>
>Engines are "running" (what are they doing?).
>
>People are "flying"
>

They're worrying about security measures (I wish that one deserved a
smiley).

>etc, etc.
>
>
>And now that it has been found that a light bulb is a "dark Sucker" so I
>suppose we should say the bulb is "sucking".
>
>http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/science/darksucker.html

The same way, bells are silence suckers.
--
99 days until the winter solstice celebration

Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"How could you ask be to believe in God when there's
absolutely no evidence that I can see?" -- Jodie Foster

Posted by C & E on September 17, 2006, 6:19 pm
Another odd one regarding lights, at least here in western PA, is turn out
the light. Out??!!? Maybe a throw-back to gas lights?


>I really wish people would stop saying a light is burning.
>
> The light is TURNED ON.
> It's NOT BURNING....
>
> I once heard that some guy called the fire department because someone
> told him his porch light was burning. Whether this is true or not, I
> donrt know, but I dont doubt its true considering how stupid some
> people are, but that term "light is burning" is really assenine. If
> it was burning there would be flames.
>
> Mark



Posted by hallerb@aol.com on September 17, 2006, 6:59 pm

C & E wrote:
> Another odd one regarding lights, at least here in western PA, is turn out
> the light. Out??!!? Maybe a throw-back to gas lights?
>

hey I am from pittsburgh really n hills near ross park mall////////


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