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You know you are not a contractor when.... HomeRepairNet 06-06-2007
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Posted by HomeRepairNet on June 6, 2007, 8:52 am

1. You started climbing up the ladder and realized that after
the third step that your legs won't stop shaking

2. You started a project and skipped part D and now realize
that you have just enclosed your hammer in the finished section

3. You find yourself drinking way too much beer celebrating the
completion of each section.

4. You ask your wife if she remembers which wires your friend
the electrician said NOT to cut.

5. You call your friends to help out and they all seem to have
that "virus " thig-a- ma jig.

6. You keep calling and harassing contractors in the yellow
pages asking questions and trying to disguise your voice.

7. You turn on the faucet and hear a large explosion in the
basement.

8. Your dog hides and covers his eyes with his paws when you
reach for tools.

9. Your wife says to her girlfriends that the only thing that
resembles a contractor
is how your butt crack is hanging out.

10. Well...The 10th reason is simple. You know you are not a
contractor when allnine of the problems listed above happen.


I am the owner of HomeRepairNet.com and a contractor.
Visit us at http://www.Homerepairnet.com




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Posted by dpb on June 6, 2007, 10:07 am
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> ...You know you are not a contractor when ...

you have to resort to spamming usenet to try to find a clientele...

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Posted by jJim McLaughlin on June 6, 2007, 10:22 am
dpb wrote:
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>> ...You know you are not a contractor when ...
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> you have to resort to spamming usenet to try to find a clientele...
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ROTFLMAO

Posted by Toller on June 6, 2007, 10:20 am
you have no sense of humor.



Posted by Steve B on June 6, 2007, 1:46 pm


> I am the owner of HomeRepairNet.com and a contractor.
> Visit us at http://www.Homeripoffnet.com


You're not a contractor. You need to add another blurb to your blog.

You know you're not a contractor when you sit around pontificating about
senseless crap, then end your post with a link to your weak business.



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