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Posted by wizard of kuta on June 15, 2005, 5:45 am
travel warning ( indonesia )
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the wizard of kuta issues a travel warning to take effect immediately
for a period of
two weeks
for all australians intending visiting indonesia
th wizard asks that you take into account
that you were warned by him
just prior to th last inundation
in fact th wizard gave six months warning of multiple serious deaths
occurring on that date
follows is a conversation
between th male and female sides of th wizard to determine
if this in fact another seismic event we see coming
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happy now ?
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where was th last earthquake ?
"chilli"
"yesterday"
how many times did chilli
enter th conscious diary mind over th weekend ?
"frequently"
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turned on th television this evening
bothered over th
feelings of imminent deaths
simpsons episode
with kent brockman
talkin about major tidal waves
in kuala lumpur
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"could it just be"
"th wizard is pissed off over chappelle corby pot case ?"
did i take any interest in th case ?
"no"
ok
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how many times we gotten it wrong ?
"less times than we got it right"
"and 'warning sign' played three times in five minutes"
"just reading th signs wiz"
ok you can post a warning
they never listen anyway
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"australians are advised to stay away from low lying areas"
"and maintain contact with home"
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has th oz governemnet posted a warning this time ?
last time
we were agreeing with them
just prior to xmas
"not to my knowledge"
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ok
how big is my desire to ride my unicycle in th surf currently ?
"nill"
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hmm
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"at least in daylight"
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that's with our reefs and islands out there for protection
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ok jennifer
monitor and
i still think we cant separate
corby case from
incoming pyschic data
"what are ya gunna do ?"
done all we can
monitor and report
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that shovel
"is a really bad sign i know"
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the kuta ladies are talking again
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"?"
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they fight like cats and dogs
"kuta said anything to ya wiz ?"
secret mens business
sorry
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"should we head for higher ground ?"
"we live near th river"
not with that island out there
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"can i ask windows to produce random song for"
"psychic determination"
do ya think i cant manipulate that ?
"well"
"i dunno"
"seem to be able to write about what song is coming"
but you want a song
"yes"
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all music in computer
play random
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flight sim
'fp16bg'
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'enemy fighters are on alert status at this nearby base'
'you can bet they'll show up as soon as you start shooting up their
scuds'
'deal with them accordingly'
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"that aint music"
ok
reboot media player
machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
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play
.
.
.
"'can be saved'"
aint goin into th words
"he'd take th bullet for th man"
ok jen
issue it
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.
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the wizard of kuta
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p.s.
"'i come in peace'"
this time
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bjork
'crying'
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ok
dont say you werent warned
you were warned last time
"you just didnt fuckin read it"
"not psychic enough to get th warning"
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k's choice
'i'm not an addict'
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who asked for this song to be downloaded ?
"kuta lady, one of her favourites"
post
and then forget about it
"like last time"
"lead out time ?"
what's it up to ?
"12 days at maximum range"
two weeks is good
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the red hot chilli peppers
'breaking the girl'
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three songs later another chilli peppers song
"how do you know when to do that ?"
<<< smile >>>
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